[hey there, Cain, meet the mostly-mechanical face of someone who really should know better than to answer broadcasts like this! Dryly:]
Aren't you charming. I suppose by 'minority', you mean yourself?
Name: Felicia Tayber Age: Approx. 105 Crimes: Multiple counts of murder in the first and second degree, accessory to murder, reckless endangerment, assault with a deadly weapon, serial arson, Grand Theft Sentinel, operating heavy machinery without proper clearance, vehicular homicide, conspiracy, trespassing, failure to observe proper protocol, unauthorized tampering with and modification of government and private property, wanton destruction of government and private property, tampering and experimentation with highly hazardous unknown artifacts, [potential] destruction of the known universe, littering
[despite what the official stuff says, she physically only appears about 50. Not quite Cyborg Grandma yet.]