[Hello Marina, a short troll is grumbling, huffing and puffing in anger at you via video. Look at him on a bunch of pillows, some his own, some not and some most definitely stolen from Sollux's bed.]
First of all, whoever created pillows, fucking genius!
Second of all, none of you are the ones that invented pillows so you are all fucking idiots.
[Let him just shift to get more comfortable.]
This isn't why I bugged you today, no instead, I bugged you all to ask how you deal with asshole roommates that should be punched right on the fucking lisp. Suggestions? Comments?
(shhh my phone never corrected anything to Vatheon what are you talking about.)