[Wait, it wasn't Terezi playing some stupid game with her? She actually was -arrested-? Eridan had to be in on it, even if that didn't make any sense at all for him and Terezi to be working together in the least bit.]
Then how the fuck did I-- well, I guess us-- get here? And no I don't remember being here before, because I haven't been! I've been waaaaaaaay too busy, and I'm pretty sure I'd remember something like this happening to me if it did. Anyway, if you're here I guess that must mean the others are too, then. Great.