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[Here is one (1) carapacian mail lady, peering into the camera with what she hopes is a friendly smile. Her white shell is mostly covered by her winter wear, but it is still very clearly a shiny exoskeleton.]
I am sorry, miss, but as far as we know, the computer was telling the truth! If it helps, this place can be very dream-like.
For example, I looked like a small child yesterday.