[Action] wow watch me completely miss part of your tag SORRY
Somewhat better, thanks to the kindness of friends. And the bandages, and salves. Those mostly, actually, I suspect.
Although my true calling is that of a Mayor, there is something which draws me to the planting and raising of vegetables and the tending of soil.
[he looks thoughtfully at the bar code tattoo on his good wrist, then looks back up]
Have you ever considered starting your own garden?