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... [Oh Jack, rough isn't even the half of it but of course he's gotto be a stubborn porcupine. He doesn't need friends... of course, he DOES give you a rather incredulous look at the offer.]
I don't even know you. Why would I trust you? [Especially since he can't really run with a ball and chain. Sorry Jack he thinks you're a creeper and he's on a good streak of not being someone's bitch KTHNX.]