[Proclaiming in his proclaiming voice.] If it's a crime to be as understanding and giving as I am to women, [Holds his wrists out] then lock me up and throw away the key! [Proclaiming voice over.] But really I have a thing to be at later, so can we wrap this up?
[He brushes nonexistent lint off his suit. This is just to draw your eye to how good his suit looks. You'll notice he's at the club. Bars are Barney's natural habitat after all.]