You are a very generous man indeed if you are willing to offer those who point you in the right direction such a gift! Unfortunately, it is unlikely that such a dreadful, unfeeling computer will listen to reason, even if you are the son of a very powerful man! After all, anything that has the audacity to arrest the kingly me, Tamaki Suoh, heir to the Suoh family business simply does not understand the importance of such things!
If you truly wish to speak with our horrid warden, though, there is a kiosk in Sector 0 where you will have that ability.