oh boy
[WV is making his way back to his home in Sector 4, taking a shortcut down an especially pretty street with a full shopping bag in each hand. He picked up lots of different foods at the convenience store, but mostly vegetables; the tuft of a bundle of celery is poking up from one of the bags. He stops short at the sight of Cosmo, and stares.]
Er, small human girl? Why are you wearing vegetables atop your head? I do beg your pardon if I am being rude, but it is the first time I have seen such a practice.