[AND SHE RUNS OUT SCREAMING-- NO WAIT THIS ISN'T THE BADFIC MEME! Indeed, 5'2" lady is small, braids still in a bit of disarray, and still in her rumpled summer pajamas, notebook and pen tucked in one arm.
... Nii-han what sharp teeth you have.]
Um. Hello!
[At least manages to make that "Hello" sound like a "Hello!"...]
I... need to assemble breakfast -- what you're cooking smells good. What is it?