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[hello all, a new resident of the dome has appeared today in... a rather unfortunate place.
It seems he's stuck in the middle of the ice rink without skates. He's... quite confused and disorientated and sitting on his bum. SO SAD. but no he can figure this out. So far he's gathered he's a prisoner and things of that nature so he holds the communicator up to himself to greet the community]
--Ah, right, it's on now. Hello! Wait.
[a sigh and he just kind of switches to voice and anyone in the ice rink that day will see Shinra crawling on his knees and hands to try and get out of the ice rink. Lots of slipping and falling! But meanwhile, he's blabbering away into the headset]
Right so, now that that's taken care of-- I very much appreciate this visit to... an ice rink? Yes, it's a very nice ice rink you have here, and I compliment it greatly. In fact, whoever-is-in-charge-san, I would quite like to ask if I could borrow it one day! Ah, how I'd love to take my sweet here. She'd blush and tell me how silly it is and we'd slip and slide andsheesh my hands are cold-- OW.
[it seems he's slipped and landed face forward on the ice. skidding a bit across the ice, he whimpers]
Okay, yes, the point here was that I do quite wish whoever decided to send me here in this... place, that they would lend a poor man a pair of skates first.
Though I suppose I'm not in a position to argue, yes.
[grumble grumble] Is anyone even listening to this--