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[and if Mushu's day wasn't weird enough, now he gets to be greeted by an anthropomorphised chess piece—a black pawn, in fact—dressed in a plaid tunic and holding a steaming mug of tea in his little hands, with an irritated expression on his face.]
You are a strange, small salamander. While I do extend my most sincere sympathies at the plight you now find yourself in, and the unfairness of your situation, I must say that you are not making any kind of sense. What are you talking about?