[Video] [PM is seated at her desk. Just barely on screen, Castell can be seen chilling out and nibbling a bit of thawed shrimp. He's also inexplicably wearing a damp lobster-sized kerchief around his upper torso segment.] Greetings, everyone! I am the Peregrine Mendicant, the post master of the Marina Asylum Postal Service. If you have not heard of us yet, please stop by sometime!
Er, but that is not the point of this video. We need volunteers. It is not a daily job so much as one for emergencies or busy days! In exchange, you will receive an extremely flattering uniform and the prestige and pride that come with knowing you are serving a higher cause.
I only require that you are reliable and trustworthy. [Narrowing her eyes, her generally sweet and kind voice takes on a slight edge.] Violating the sacred trust between the postal worker and her recipients is a punishable offense. [And then, brightly and smiling again!] Is anyone interested?
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