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EVENT!
As you might've noticed from the Anniversaries if nothing else, your Wardens have a soft spot for numbers. Not surprising, considering that they're robots! As it happens, one of their absolute favorite numbers is right around the corner...

314

To commemorate this unique, once-in-a-lifetime occasion they'll be putting on a themed, dome-wide celebration. There will be so much pie, you don't even know. So much pie you'll be able to see forever and count to the umpteenth decimal without fault.

• The bot-run restaurants and food carts will serve every kind of pie possible, both sweet and savory (including pizza, you lucky dogs!).

• The museum will have a large exhibition on pie tins and the history thereof. There will be a well-stocked giftshop and a pop-up café with outdoor seating, if you haven't had enough pie chances already.

• Grocery stores will have extra stock of pie-related produce, both frozen and fresh, whole and components. From premade frozen dinners to jars of pumpkin spice, there's no way you won't find what you need for your own pieventure.

• The stores will be appropriately themed, giving the inmates a wide variety of items to choose from, ranging from clothing and jewelry to kitchenware and home decor. There'll also be books on pies such as cookbooks, coffee table photography books and the history of pie available — and these books won't change their content! You're welcome!

We'll leave the actual items up to your own imagination, but if you need some inspiration the Etsy pie category is a pretty good one, if you ignore the occasional pony.

Enjoy!

Pie doesn't even look like a word anymore I swear to glob.