Marina Asylum Mods (marinamod) wrote in marina_ooc, @ 2010-07-21 22:11:00 |
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[ GIR the Hideous New Warden Event ]
So here's the deal! Next week, GIR takes over the dome.
It's going to be an extremely chaotic day ICly, so everyone be prepared. GIR will have control of the dimensional stabilizer, the weather and atmospheric system, and alllll the robots. Acumen will be completely unavailable: no daypost, and no requests delivered or taken.
For your reference, this is the rough schedule of events; GIR will be making additional posts to let you know what's going on.
Monday GIR will make a morning announcement, but it will be the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. He will ship in huge amounts of TACOS, which will be brought in by dolphins and piled up on the beach uselessly, and all of the food will be replaced (in the shelter kitchen and in the convenience stores, but not in individual houses) with JUNK FOOD, including potato chips, hot dogs, and Poop soda. (That's the name.)
Tuesday GIR will assault a VOLUNTEER with a dimensional stabilizer effect that will last throughout the day. It is still NIGHT and will start RAINING FRUIT PUNCH.
Wednesday it will finally start to be DAWN. A second VOLUNTEER will be affected. A GIANT PIZZA will fall out of the sky near the education center in Sector 2.
Thursday it will suddenly be NIGHT again. GIR will declare a MANDATORY DANCE PARTY: everyone will be escorted outside by angry robots, and then their doors will lock behind them. For reference, they will be dancing for roughly three hours. Failure to participate may result in being banished to a room with a moose.
Friday GIR will be calming down. It will be AFTERNOON today.
Saturday we will need one last VOLUNTEER to be affected before GIR enters sleep mode. It will be MID-MORNING today. No other effects will begin, the robots will be unresponsive once he enters sleep mode.
Sunday it will still be MID-MORNING, as if no time passed. No other effects will begin, the robots will be unresponsive still.
Some questions you may have:
WILL WE BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX?
This was our top question about this event. YES, you will. As long as it isn't during GIR's dance party.
WHAT ABOUT THE VAMPIRES?
This will be the second day for the vampires to not have a blood supply. If they are beginning to be alarmed, they are correct! There will be no blood supply on Day 74 either.
WHAT ABOUT RESTRAINED INMATES?
Their restraints will automatically be released on Monday, even though no robots unfastened them.
WHAT ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL EVENT?
We'll tell you next week.
We require three volunteers for GIR to do weird things to, which will last until Sunday, and then stop. So volunteer which kids you want and we'll pick names from a hat! Ribbons and Orihime cannot volunteer, because they are already scheduled to get special favors from our benevolent insane overlord.
Ask if you have more questions!