Bring me the nastiest colours known to humanity (blpaintchart) wrote in lupin_snape, @ 2009-01-07 13:35:00 |
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Entry tags: | fic: pg |
Thank You to the Fab Four!
Thank you, Snusa Mods for running such a superb fest. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Title: Mods
Author: blpaintchart
Rating: PG
Word Count: 380
Pairing: RL/SS
Warnings: It's me writing, so they may be a little confused or unhinged.
“Come along, Severus! It’s time to think of the Mods.”
“Why? This is not a Bank Holiday, and we aren’t in Brighton, unfortunately. So I see no reason...”
“Pardon?”
“The Mods. Anyway, even if I were interested in joining in such pointless hostilities, I wouldn’t be on their side.”
“What the blinking flip are you talking about?”
“I would ally myself with the Rockers. Obviously.”
“Have you been on the eggnog again?”
“Think about it, Lupin! Would you honestly expect to find me wearing some khaki-coloured parka, when there are black leather jackets to be had?”
“Ah. You’re thinking about a different kind of Mod. We seem to be at crossed porpoises.”
“Purposes, surely?”
“Yes. Sorry about that; I’ve been considering a new pet.”
“I shall pretend I didn’t hear that, wolf. Now, about these Mods of yours...”
“Well, they’re the kind of Mods who run the best anonymous festive fanfic and fanart exchange fest in fandom.”
“Full marks for alliteration; but now once more in English, if you please.”
“They are in charge of getting everyone to celebrate the festive season with gifts of pictures and stories. I want to thank them for organising all the lovely imaginative things that people created about us!”
“About us?”
“Yes!”
“What sort of things?”
“All sorts of things.”
“Really?”
“Yes! You name it.”
“Tales of bee-keeping?”
“Ah, well... no... not as such... not this year, anyway.”
“Pity.”
“Hmm. But they had plenty of sex!”
“Pah! I can get that at home.”
“True. But it wasn’t just any old sex.”
“Was it not?”
“No. It was romantic, pedantic, neurotic, erotic, kinky, slinky, spanky, wanky, voyeuristic, chauvinistic, historical, hysterical, gender-bending, cross-dressing, role-playing, villain-slaying, dream-frotting, cream-clotting, manacled, shackled, shacklebolted, under-age, over-the-top, magic, tragic, sneaky-secret, out-in-public, furry, purry, fluffy, scruffy, rough-and-tumble, mustn’t-grumble, time-turning, stomach-churning, hasty, tasty, hunky, spunky, wolf-and-master... SEX!”
“Indeed?”
“Indeed. So I think they deserve a nice big Thank-You.”
“Certainly.”
“I thought a letter, perhaps with a poem or short story...”
“Yes. You do that, Lupin.”
“Me? But this is supposed to be from both of us. Hey, where are you going?”
“I intend to immerse myself in this deviance.”
“Severus...”
“Wolf and Master, you say?”
“But the fest is over now!”
“No matter: I shall consider it an early birthday present.”