aunty_marion (aunty_marion) wrote in lupin_snape, @ 2008-07-24 22:53:00 |
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I drabbled!!! TWICE! (Snupin Meetup, Day Three)
Goodness me. Most unexpected, that. envinyatar15 organised the drabble/drawble workshop; we had time for three rounds, and I managed two drabbles and a 'drawble' - I use the word in its loosest possible meaning, as it was stick figures and I had to resort to coloured felt pens to make it obvious who was who! I am, alas, no artist.
But since I did manage the drabbles, I might as well post them for you here!
1. Prompt: "I can't find the bloody thing!" (from tayefeth)
"I told you to put it in a safe place!"
"I did! I put it in the Mirror of Erised."
"You what....?? Well, where's the Mirror, then?"
"How should I know? Dumbledore moved it again, didn't he?"
"Oh. Dare I suggest that we get the Potter brat to find it?"
"No. Way. I'm sorry, Severus, but I utterly refuse to ask young Albus Severus to find the Mirror of Erised just so you can retrieve your Special Formula lube!"
"Why on earth not? It's not as if he and Scorpius aren't already shagging like bunnies, after all..."
"No... Oh, NO...." *gagging noise*
2. Prompt: sex toys or potions made from parts of the Whomping Willow (from bronze_ribbons)
"On a tree by a lakeside a little tomtit
Sang Willow, Squid Willow, Squid Willow!
And I said to him, dickybird, why do you spit
On the Willow, Squid Willow, Squid Willow?"
The bird looked at Remus with annoyance, transformed back into its human form, and Severus scraped the mixture of bird-spittle, clay, and Whomping Willow bark off the branch.
"Just keep that damn branch firmly on the knot, Lupin. I still have to sample another three branches. And kindly refrain from singing that idiotic song."
"Sorry, Severus, but singing is the only thing that ...stops... me... sneezing... ATISHOO!!!!"
*WHOMP*