10. The grammar is shoddy at best.
9. If Draco is there, he’s a bottom.
8. We think we are funnier than the reader does.
7. Cocks and pricks only. Rarely are other synonyms used. Dicks need not apply.
5. Either can bottom but Snape bottoms from the top or tops from the bottom.
4. If we mention another couple it is because we delight in shipping them as well.
3. We always comment to one another more frequently than anyone else does to us.
2. We only inflict Ron on Hermione because that was her choice.
And the number one way you know you are reading a gryffindorj
fic is . . .
1. Not matter how kinky, hostile, or hysterical-Snape and Harry are in love.