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Tweak says, "Hey Todd, how's it going?"

chaosvizier (chaosvizier) wrote in ljdq,
@ 2008-04-01 08:13:00

IJLJ Daily Quiz: 1 April 2008
1. What brings May flowers?

2. What are Clubber Lang's feelings toward Rocky Balboa?

3. What's the refrain from Harry Belafonte's "Tallyman" song?

4. What day is today?

5. Go on, tell us a joke.

6. And what's up with that Tweak guy here on InsaneJournal anyway? I like the goat dude better. Thoughts?

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holdxthexace
2008-04-01 12:38 pm UTC (link)

1. April Showers. These are not, however, the type of showers you take instead of a bath.

2. He showers him with LOVE. (and by "LOVE", i mean "violence".)

3. There are words? I thought it was more a random collection of "Day" and "Oh".

4. Today is Tuesday the First of April 2008 AD. For another hour and twenty-five minutes, anyway. And then it will be Wednesday the Second of April 2008 AD.

5. Your face. Oh yes. I did just go there.

6. This Tweak guy looks like me when I climb out of bed and my body hits the air-conditioned air. That face? Yeah... I make that every morning.

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	(Anonymous) 2008-04-01 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	1. Golden showers (someone had to start with the offensive commentary) 2. Clubber Lang? But I... 3. Hold it, man. It's too loud man. 4. The second Tuesday after the vernal equinox. 5. There are 2 fish in a tank and one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?" 6. Mmmmm...tasty, tasty goat. (Reply to this)

	Screening's not working on IJDQ mercuryblue144.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	Or is that part of the April Fool's? (Reply to this)

jenny_1981
2008-04-01 01:21 pm UTC (link)

1. lots of gin and pudding

2. he probably has a secret gay crush on him?

3. hey mr tally man tally me banana 6 foot 7 foot 8 foot bunch.... thats all i remember, and i only know that much because in uni we had to do a dance to it in my "teaching kids gym" class

4. 04/01/08

5. why did the cookie go to the doctor................... because he was feelin kinda crummy

6. FRANK will always rule!! and so will the LJDQ gang!

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	(Anonymous) 2008-04-01 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	1) Blood. 2) I think he just has unresolved feelings toward Rocky. You know... SWEATY MAN FEELINGS. 3) Some shit about nanners. 4) Tuesday! 5) What did the leper say to the hooker? 6) He needs to get laid. BAD. (Reply to this)

miss-katelynne.livejournal.com
2008-04-01 01:46 pm UTC (link)

1. Golden Showers - that's some good fertilizer!!

2. He loves him so much he has to punch him in the face repeatedly. He just wish he knew how to quit him, that's all.

3. Day-oh... though "tally me banana" really sounds like a euphemism doesn't it?

4. The day you will all finally bow down to me.... errrr... Tuesday.

5. Q. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A. They kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach".

6. Tweak? Is this some sort of drug place? Where have you brought us???

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-01 02:03 pm UTC (link)

1. Pilgrim Fathers. Oh wait, 'twas the other way round ...

2. X-rated for violence, most likely.

3. That Belafonte's "banana" is either too long or too short, depending on preference?

4. The first day of the rest of my life.

5. Jerusalem, ca. 30AD. A woman is about to be stoned to death for some alleged crime by an angry mob. Jesus passes by, sees this and jumps in front of this woman, shielding her with his body. "Whoever among you is without sin, let THEM first cast a stone," he tells the mob sternly.

Suddenly, a rock sails past him from the hind row, hitting the woman in the head. She crumples to the ground, quite dead. Jesus looks for the thrower, sighs and says, "You know, Mother, sometimes you REALLY piss me off!"

6. Well, at least Tweak won't bite off my flowers and crap on my lawn like a goat would ...

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	(Anonymous) 2008-04-01 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Oops. Been popping my IJ/Anonymous cherry here; that was me, germankitty. (Reply to this) (Parent)

from Marasca (aka Kirsten, of course)
(Anonymous)
2008-04-01 02:28 pm UTC (link)

Let's pretend this isn't an April Fool's joke...

1. A monkey! Monkeys love flowers.

2. Men named Clubber don't have feelings.

3. Didn't he sing "Hava Negila" (not "Have a Nigella" but... yum.)

4. Tuesday? At least I think it's Tuesday. Unless I'm experiencing those hallucinogenic side effects of the Cipro I'm on...

5. Once upon a time, LJDQ made its quizlings believe it had to move to InsaneJournal...

6. He's sort of a fitting mascot for the LJDQ

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	kiffle 2008-04-01 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	Damn, it's an April fool's. I wanted to answer, "Certainly not Neil Diamond or Barbra Streisand" for number 1. (Reply to this)

drbear
(Anonymous)
2008-04-01 03:06 pm UTC (link)

1. The Acme Moving Company.

2. A way too serious Man Crush.

3. One of my all-time favorite cartoons is a person carrying one banana and checking out at a supermarket and telling the person at the cash register "Come, Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me want go home." Uh, what was the question?

4. I'm not sure of the day, but it's the Year of the Rat, and I smell one.

5. A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

6. So, you like goats, huh? I was wondering about you all the time.

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	(Anonymous) 2008-04-01 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	1. Pilgrims 2. So Long and Thanks for All The Fish 3. Deeeeeyoo. Misedeeeeeeeeeeeyoooooooo. 4. Just another day 5. The goatse guy??? Ewww. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2008-04-01 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	1. Pilgrims! Oh wait, I got that backwards. 2. If it's anything other than wild rage, I don't want to hear about them. 3. I wanna go home. I'm at work and I'm singing it right now. 4. Tuesday? 5. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a cell phone? A walkie-talkie. 6. Thoughts? From Quizlings? A ha ha ha, that was better than my answer for #5. (Reply to this)

iamthathero
2008-04-01 05:34 pm UTC (link)

. What brings May flowers?
Seeds and/or bulbs. Well, and April showers of course. You can't have flowers with out seeds/bulbs, rain and sunshine. And dirt. Must have dirt. Or at least a wet papertowel, if my 2nd grade science experiment is correct.

2. What are Clubber Lang's feelings toward Rocky Balboa?
I have no idea who Clubber Lang is. Sounds like a lame emo kid's attempt at crafting him/herself a cooler name. "Yo man, I am CLUBBER Lang. CLUBBER. Because I like, yanno, club. Lots. And rave. Club and Rave. That's all I do."

3. What's the refrain from Harry Belafonte's "Tallyman" song?
I only know this because of Beetlejuice: Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana. Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day is a day is a day o. Daylight come and me wan' go home.

4. What day is today?
Aside from April Fool's day, the prankster's holiday? My kid's birthday. *throws confetti*

5. Go on, tell us a joke.
Naked blonde lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. Bartender says to the naked lady..*crash* Forgot my pencil.

6. And what's up with that Tweak guy here on InsaneJournal anyway? I like the goat dude better. Thoughts?
Beats me. *shrugs*

Oh..it's IFFy from LJ btw

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	wiredwizard 2008-04-01 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	1) Guys who want to get laid! 2) Indifferent. He's killing time until he can cameo in the A-Team movie. 3) "Poke'mon - gotta catch 'em all!" 4) It must be Tuesday - I could never get a hand of Tuesdays... 5) A Sith Lord, a Dark Lord & Chaosvizier all walk into a bar... 6) Better Tweak than Hello Kitty, no? ;) (Reply to this)

majorsamfan
2008-04-01 08:30 pm UTC (link)

1. What brings May flowers?
Stupid kids blowing those puff ball things because some adult idiot who had no lawn once told them to make a wish...oh, wait, that's weeds. My bad.

2. What are Clubber Lang's feelings toward Rocky Balboa?
He pities the fool!

3. What's the refrain from Harry Belafonte's "Tallyman" song?
Hey, Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana, daylight come and me wanna go home, which I sing (or at least hum) pretty much every weekday afternoon about 4pm...until 6 when I actually leave. Of course it doesn't go over quite as well in the office coming from the WASPiest girl you could meet.

4. What day is today?
Um, LJDQ day, of course! Oh, you mean that other thing that inspired my co-worker to start this not-a-morning-person's day with pranks like covering my mouse's eye with a post-it?

5. Go on, tell us a joke.
In anticipation of actually going to Limerick (Ireland) next month:

There once was a singer named Harry
Who t'ward Bush was rather contrary
He dissed Condy & Colin
As Bush slaves who had fallen
I much prefer his daughter Shari.

PCH* says I’m a guaranteed winner!
I just have to send them a ten’er.
I sent them my dough
I didn’t win though
And now I can’t buy my dinner!

*Publisher’s Clearing House for non-US members

There once was a girl from California
Who knitted warm scarves to adorn ya.
She used no acrylic
Which isn’t idyllic
In nightmares about when they’ve shorn ya.

There once was a woman named Leith,
Who had the most crooked teeth.
She went to a dentist,
Who only apprenticed -
Gave her dentures on top not beneath.

6. And what's up with that Tweak guy here on InsaneJournal anyway? I like the goat dude better. Thoughts?
Tweak? Isn't he the gay Teletubby?

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	(Anonymous) 2008-04-02 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Er...are you aware, LJDQ, that these comments are not screening themselves? (Reply to this)

from the LJ user known as RaePixy3
(Anonymous)
2008-04-02 01:34 am UTC (link)

1. April showers. Luckily, I took my April shower about 15 minutes ago, so I'm set for the month. I avoided procrastinating, and now my MayFlowers will grow on schedule.

3. Something about "Tally me bananas". I wish I could be tallied. Brings a whole to meaning to, "Come Mr. Tallyman! TALLY ME BANANAS!"

4. April Fools, duh.

5. Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other...

6. Can we go back to LJ soon? PLEASE? Because I don't like this site. It's too grey.

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therealchon
2008-04-02 04:19 am UTC (link)

I'm so confused. Did LJDQ go Bundist on us while we were reveling in drunken stupors? Why aren't the parents policing their children instead of relying on businesses and the fear of lawsuits to make sure kids don't slip and learn something? I'm calling Joe McCarthy, dammit (can I say that here?).

1. Forgetting April anniversaries.

2. A deep longing masked by naked hostility. Come on, "I predict ... pain?" Clearly a cry for acceptance.

3. How about the routine from Beetlejuice? Funniest choreography ever.

4. Have you considered that this is a Leap Year? That changes things.

5. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"

6. I think they all pale beside the Great Gazoo.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-02 05:50 am UTC (link)

1. Alphonse Elric. It's not her fault Viz can't spell her damn name.

2. 'Clubber Lang'? Looks awfully like a shining example of Engrish-as-applied-to-names.

3. Is that the creepy song I always associate with Beetlejuice? If so, I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it will reinforce childhood trauma.

4. Oh, it's a luv'ly 'oliday wi' Marrrrry, Mary makes y' day so broooiight... *is shot by the Defenders of Proper Cockney*

5. Well, you see, it's a common misconception that all clownfish are funny. I am not actually very funny at all. No, really. Well, okay, I do know one joke. It's actually pretty funny. So a seaweed and a sea cucumber are walking--no, that's not right...

6. We have none. WE ARE LOYAL FOLLOWERS OF THE ONE TRUE QUIZ.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-02 07:11 am UTC (link)

(david_deacon)

1. Pilgrims, aharharhar.

2. I don't know, but I'm sure there was some fool-pitying involved.

3. It's called the "Taliban" song, and it was sung by Osama bin Laden.

4. Tuesday, you drunken fools. The quiz is always on TUESDAY! It's Soylent Green Day, for God's sake. Edward G. Robinson is in the other room being euthanized just so you can have a snack later.

5. Two nuns walk into a bar. Why didn't the second one duck?

6. Frank the goat could eat anything--even, on occasion, my posts.

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hermit9
2008-04-02 11:49 am UTC (link)

1. back breaking work, getting covered in dirt and fertilizer followed by diligent and frequent watering and weeding and mulching, and in march, getting out the shop vac to suck up all the road sand the plows sent flying into my flower bed.

2. um.. I pity da fool?

3. Harry Belafonte was immortalized for me by Beetlejuice. When I hear him, instead of thinking about tropical climates and frozen drinks, I think about giant stripey, michael-keaton-headed snakes and personal-space-invading shrimp cocktail.

4. Is it scary that I believed it? Is it scary that I believed it because I'm that gullible or is it scary that it was quite believable? Is it scary I tend to see the image of Jaime Farr in my pancakes and in oil stains in driveways?

5. So there were these politicians, right? And they decided they were going to try to govern the people.

6. Goats are superior to androgynous evil Pac-man-type mascots, but, in an analogous situation, my husband often goes to work without pants on.

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