1. Pilgrim Fathers. Oh wait, 'twas the other way round ...
2. X-rated for violence, most likely.
3. That Belafonte's "banana" is either too long or too short, depending on preference?
4. The first day of the rest of my life.
5. Jerusalem, ca. 30AD. A woman is about to be stoned to death for some alleged crime by an angry mob. Jesus passes by, sees this and jumps in front of this woman, shielding her with his body. "Whoever among you is without sin, let THEM first cast a stone," he tells the mob sternly.
Suddenly, a rock sails past him from the hind row, hitting the woman in the head. She crumples to the ground, quite dead. Jesus looks for the thrower, sighs and says, "You know, Mother, sometimes you REALLY piss me off!"
6. Well, at least Tweak won't bite off my flowers and crap on my lawn like a goat would ...