[ August 15th, 2008 @ 6:01pm ] whosgotthetime [This is left outside of Kilroy's door] reply | memories | edit

e-mail to mattie bolek; [ August 15th, 2008 @ 3:19pm ] originalsmith To: waTerfaLLjumper@gmaiL.com From: william.jameson@kingdomu.edu Subject: Improv Dear Mattie, I don't want to interfere or anything, but I don't know if you should get involved with the improv team. I really don't like how this Kilroy guy treats women and I'd hate to see him start giving you problems as well. Please don't think this is me trying to cause any problems. I just don't know if it's a good idea. Sincerely, Billy Jameson PS - I'm the guy you met in the showers last Thursday. 4 comments | reply | memories | edit

[ August 14th, 2008 @ 10:36am ] helptheoutcasts Who: Billy Jameson (THE JOHN SMITH) and Tina Torres (THE ESMERALDA) What: Billy drops some clothes off at Tina's charity donation drive When: Midday Where: The Campus Greens Rating: G ( You gotta know when to hold 'em... ) reply | memories | edit

[ August 13th, 2008 @ 12:21am ] 12inchwoody Who: Roger, Spencer What: Painting and a friendly visit When: Tuesday night Where: Spencer's place Rating: PGish ( It was frat boys like him that took the edge out of wearing backwards baseball caps ) 1 comment | reply | memories | edit

Kingdom University vs. Hanna-Barbera College. [ August 9th, 2008 @ 11:04pm ] walterdisney Sorcerers Rock The Mystery Machine. Many of us were wondering if the Kingdom University Sorcerers were going to start this season off as well as they ended their last one. And while the crowd of KU students, faculty members, and fans that came out seemed to enjoy themselves, Hanna-Barbera looked like they'd have rather been anywhere else by the time the first half was over. The Sorcerers racked up racked up 169 yards in the first half on the way to a 21-3 lead. Hanna-Barbera managed to score one touchdown in the second half -- a 47 yard pass from Norville Rogers to Johnny Quest closed the gap to 21-10 with 8:43 left in the game. Junior Bruno Petit led the Sorcerers in tackles, with a total of 16. Junior quarterback Julian Armstrong put the Sorcerers in the lead for good after rushing 31 yards. And just when it looked like Hanna-Barbera were going to make a comeback, freshman running back Billy Jameson intercepted a pass that set up the next KU touchdown. With a final score of 28-10, the Sorcerers definitely know how to start a season off right. reply | memories | edit

[ August 7th, 2008 @ 11:41pm ] twodaysslow Who: Kilroy, May What: Eliminating the not so funny from Improv Club Where: Robinson Theater When: Friday afternoon Rating: Pg-13ish ( What'd you just say? I guess I forgot. I think it was brilliant. Of course...or not. ) 12 comments | reply | memories | edit

[ August 7th, 2008 @ 1:39am ] riverbends WHO: Mattie Bolek and Billy Jameson WHERE: Coronado C, Third Floor, men's showers WHEN: Thursday morning. WHAT: A hot, naked, steamy -- meeting. STATUS: Completed Log. ( I mean, there are rules about this sort of-- It's a matter of propriety-- ) reply | memories | edit

YET ANOTHER PHONE CALL TO ROBERT FOX. [ August 6th, 2008 @ 1:11am ] hasclass WHO: Robert Fox and Marie Fitzwalter. WHAT: Backfired plans! WHEN: August 5, late evening. RATING: G. A marked contrast to her mischievous tone earlier, Marie simply sounds despairing. "Hey, sorry to call so late." "Mortified" works, too. When Marie's in distress, her politeness goes into hyperdrive. Worriedly, "I didn't wake you up, did I? Is this a bad time?" 9 comments | reply | memories | edit

Kingdom FYI, Information for Sorcerers -- Week of August 4, 2008 [ August 5th, 2008 @ 11:00am ] walterdisney FROM: KFYI Automatic Digest System (LISTSERV@listserv.kingdom.edu) TO: Kingdom FYI, Information for Sorcerers (KFYI@listserv.kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Kingdom FYI Digest -- Week of August 4, 2008 Topics of the Week: 1. Prepare for the First Sports Event of Fall 2008! 2. Get Well Banner for Richard Riley Submit items (campus events, reminders for Sorcerers) for inclusion in next week's edition of Kingdom FYI (KFYI) by visiting http://kfyi.kingdom.edu. View Kingdom FYI postings on the web, search for old postings, link to the submission guidelines, or find instructions to subscribe or unsubscribe from this listserv. FROM: Events at Kingdom (events@kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Prepare for the First Sports Event of Fall 2008! Buy your tickets now before it's too late! Kingdom University will be hosting the first football game of the year on Saturday, August 9. Come out and support your fellow Sorcerers as they play against the Mystery Machine of Hanna-Barbera College. Prices for seats at Hess Field are $15 for students (with university ID) and $20 for faculty. FROM: Student Government Association (sga@kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Get Well Banner for Richard Riley This summer, SGA President Richard Riley, elected in a landslide victory to serve this academic year and beloved by the entire Kingdom University community, was involved in an automobile accident, the after-effects of which still keep him in the hospital and in serious medical condition. The friends, family and SGA colleagues of SGA President Richard Riley have organized an effort to help support him in his convalescence by setting up a large banner for members of the faculty and student body to convey their well-wishes for a very speedy recovery. The fifteen-foot banner for SGA President Richard Riley will be posted outside the SGA offices on the wall of the second floor in the Union on Central Campus for the next ten days in order for what will undoubtedly be thousands of signatures, which will later be delivered to his hospital room once the signing time window is complete. Pens, pencils, markers and glitter will be provided by the SGA in order for all signatory parties to express the depth of their wishes for SGA President Richard Riley to recover and return to Kingdom University and assume the position to which he was so overwhelmingly elected as soon as possible. Please come by and show your support for a great brother, leader and friend. Many thanks in advance. reply | memories | edit

GOOD MORNING, KINGDOM. [ August 4th, 2008 @ 8:00am ] hasclass ( SPLASHED ACROSS EVERY DESKTOP ON A KINGDOM NETWORK COMPUTER ) reply | memories | edit

[ August 2nd, 2008 @ 5:35pm ] 12inchwoody Who: Roger Isley What: Narrative of him sneaking away during a frat party When: Saturday night Where: campus baseball field Rating: PG-13 for swearing ( Love takes care of love. Hate just burns you out. ) reply | memories | edit

log: dawn mellings and brendan phillips. [ August 2nd, 2008 @ 1:06pm ] uponadream WHO: Dawn Mellings and Brendan Phillips. WHEN: Over the summer. WHERE: A small village in Tanzania. RATING: G. SUMMARY: Dawn and Brendan stay up late one night and swap embarrassing stories, and then there's a little dancing. ( ...you do realize that is a little weird, right? ) reply | memories | edit

PHONE CALL TO ROBERT FOX. [ July 31st, 2008 @ 3:36pm ] hasclass WHO: Robert Fox and Marie Fitzwalter. WHAT: After Harold is meen to her and her ~lowly~ gender, Marie has a suspicious question for Rob. WHEN: July 31, mid-afternoon. RATING: G. "Hey, Rob, it's Marie." The usual spring in her tone isn't there today. Instead, there's something distant to her tone, as there sometimes is when she's planning something elaborate. "The lab in the psych and sociology building -- they have to repair the security cameras in there this week, don't they?" 6 comments | reply | memories | edit

[ July 31st, 2008 @ 11:00am ] whosgotthetime Who: May and Kilroy When: Late Tuesday Night (Backdated, yeah, I know.) Where: The hotel May and Kilroy were staying at What: It's after the party for everyone, but May and Kilroy always have their OWN party. ( And it's hard to let your guard down, something you never wanted to do, but I gave you my love and if you turned away, I guess I'd be screwed, but... ) 14 comments | reply | memories | edit

A BIRTHDAY DELIVERY FOR MEG KAPETALIS. [ July 30th, 2008 @ 8:58pm ] cometostare At approximately 10:31, two beat cops will come knocking regarding the noise level, having had some complaints from the neighbors. And approximately 2 minutes after that, on being let into the house, they will begin to perform a naughty striptease for the birthday girl and her guests. They have been paid extra to make Julian and Meg feel especially uncomfortable. :> reply | memories | edit

backposted to july 28 [ July 30th, 2008 @ 7:57am ] ex_dreamcome425 FROM: Sophia Whitmore TO: Edward Taylor, Oscar Grump, other roommates SUBJECT: Hello! =) ( Hello! I'm Sophie Whitmore, your new roommate! ) 2 comments | reply | memories | edit

[ July 29th, 2008 @ 10:24pm ] twodaysslow Who: Kilroy, Molly What: Kilroy & May throw a hotel party, Molly shows up late and leaves early wtfff Where: Hotel near KU When: Late Tuesday night Rating: P-13ish ( God damned bats. ) 6 comments | reply | memories | edit

Kingdom FYI, Information for Sorcerers -- Week of July 28, 2008 [ July 29th, 2008 @ 11:26am ] walterdisney FROM: KFYI Automatic Digest System (LISTSERV@listserv.kingdom.edu) TO: Kingdom FYI, Information for Sorcerers (KFYI@listserv.kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Kingdom FYI Digest -- Week of July 28, 2008 Topics of the Week: 1. Prepare for the First Sports Event of Fall 2008! 2. Move-In Guidelines for July 29-30 Submit items (campus events, reminders for Sorcerers) for inclusion in next week's edition of Kingdom FYI (KFYI) by visiting http://kfyi.kingdom.edu. View Kingdom FYI postings on the web, search for old postings, link to the submission guidelines, or find instructions to subscribe or unsubscribe from this listserv. FROM: Events at Kingdom (events@kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Prepare for the First Sports Event of Fall 2008! Buy your tickets now before it's too late! Kingdom University will be hosting the first football game of the year on Saturday, August 9. Come out and support your fellow Sorcerers as they play against the Mystery Machine of Hanna-Barbera College. Prices for seats at Hess Field are $15 for students (with university ID) and $20 for faculty. FROM: Administration (michael.eisner@kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Move-In Guidelines for July 29-30 Today (Tuesday, July 29) is the first move-in day for freshmen and Honors students in the Coronado and Great Floridian residence communities. Tomorrow (Wednesday, July 30) will be the move-in day for all other on-campus students in Key West and Port Orleans residence communities. Please keep the following information in mind as you move into your rooms: Move-in hours are from 9 AM to 9 PM. Before moving into your dorm room, please sign in with Resident Assistants stationed at the front desk of every residence hall to verify your arrival, and pick up your Kastle Key, or electronic key that will permit you to enter the dormitory to which you have been assigned, as well as your dormitory room. Moving in after the scheduled times will incur a monetary penalty and may affect housing eligibility for next year. Large plastic carts will be provided to help you transport your belongings in bulk up to your rooms. Aside from carts, you are largely expected to carry your belongings up to your room yourselves. Each residence hall has at least two elevators, which shold facilitate ease of transport. Exceptions will be made for students with documented disabilities: please ask a Resident Assistant if you fall into this category and require additional assistance to bring your belongings up to your room or suite. Floor meetings to discuss resident life guidelines will be held by Resident Assistants in all dormitories the day after all move-ins end (Thursday, July 31). Attendance will be taken, and attendance at each floor meeting is mandatory for all, even if they are not first-time residents on Kingdom University property. Penalties may be incurred for failure to attend. Exact details meeting times are left up to the discretion of the Resident Assistants, who will tell students when it takes place during move-in. reply | memories | edit

Kingdom FYI, Information for Sorcerers -- Week of July 21, 2008 [ July 25th, 2008 @ 2:28pm ] walterdisney FROM: KFYI Automatic Digest System (LISTSERV@listserv.kingdom.edu) TO: Kingdom FYI, Information for Sorcerers (KFYI@listserv.kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Kingdom FYI Digest -- Week of July 21, 2008 Topics of the Week: 1. Book Lists are Now Available 2. Prepare for the First Sports Event of Fall 2008! 3. Prepare for the Beginning of the Fall Semester Submit items (campus events, reminders for Sorcerers) for inclusion in next week's edition of Kingdom FYI (KFYI) by visiting http://kfyi.kingdom.edu. View Kingdom FYI postings on the web, search for old postings, link to the submission guidelines, or find instructions to subscribe or unsubscribe from this listserv. FROM: Administration (michael.eisner@kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Book Lists are Now Available Class book lists for all Kingdom University courses are now online. Search for the books you need by class name, or by clicking through your online schedule planner to see a full list of the books you will need, course by course. All books on class lists as outlined for professors for the Fall 2008 semester will be made available at the Kingdom University Book Center, the university's official bookstore, located in the basement of the Union. FROM: Events at Kingdom (events@kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Prepare for the First Sports Event of Fall 2008! Buy your tickets now before it's too late! Kingdom University will be hosting the first football game of the year on Saturday, August 9. Come out and support your fellow Sorcerors as they play against the Mystery Machine of Hanna-Barbera College. Prices for seats at Hess Field are $15 for students (with university ID) and $20 for faculty. FROM: Administration (michael.eisner@kingdom.edu) SUBJECT: Prepare for the Beginning of the Fall Semester Please keep the following dates in mind as you begin to prepare your return to Kingdom for the Fall 2008 semester at our university. Tuesday, July 29: First move-in day for freshmen, Honors students in Coronado and Great Floridian residence communities. Wednesday, July 30: Second move-in day for other on-campus students in Key West and Port Orleans residence communities. Friday, August 1: First day of classes at Kingdom University for Fall 2008. All school facilities will be open and operational. reply | memories | edit

Everyone's a winner, we're making our fame. [ July 21st, 2008 @ 3:08pm ] 2forflinching WHO: Santo Vincenzi and Lea Quesada (with the possibility of Serge Molyneux on a ~cellular telephone~) WHAT: After watching masked women wrestle to the death, what else could really put a cherry on the top of your boring Floridian weekend? If you're Santogold and Lea, that would be shopping for couches at Ikea. (Or, well, window shopping -- yes, folks, they are that poor.) WHEN: Saturday, 19 July, in the afternoonish kind of time slot. Like college kids do anything before 1PM, anyway. RATING: PG-13, hopefully? ( No one on the corner has swagger like us. ) 2 comments | reply | memories | edit

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