Karim Bissoondath (rumouring) wrote in invol_rpg, @ 2012-11-18 12:13:00 |
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Entry tags: | ! internets, ! log, karim bissoondath, laurel lancaster |
WHO: Karim Bissoondath [TRINIDAD] & Laurel Lancaster [AUSTRALIA]
WHAT: Karim interviews Laurel for his YouTube channel, Creeping IVI
WHEN: Posted Sunday
WHERE: The ~internet~
STATUS: Complete Log
The setting is simple; a couple of chairs set up interview-style in one of the lounges, with a ‘Creeping IVI’ banner printed and hung along the wall behind. There is also a potted plant in between, and if you look close it has a small note in the pot that says ‘I <3 Petr’. KARIM: So tell us Laurel, who is Laurel Lancaster? Laurel sighs, a smirk playing upon her lips as she leans back in her chair. She isn't taking this interview seriously, but in a place where she can't resort to her usual vices, entertainment is in short supply. Taking a sip from her cup of tea, she answers. LAUREL: Laurel Lancaster is fabulous, honey. She's the life of the party, the very center of attention. She winks. And she's a fucking mess. KARIM: Well, she sounds like my kinda girl. A conspiratory giggle. And how did she wind up in our little Outback paradise? LAUREL: Rolls her eyes. Honestly? We - that is, Goosey and I - thought we were golden. Nobody knew about our powers, doll. But then, Laurel frowns, putting her mug down some Vol bitch gave the IVF a little nudge nudge, wink wink. And now, we're here. KARIM: Karim nodded sympathetically, giving his best Barbara Walters face. Tough break. We’ve got a few of those here, Vols working for The Man. He brightens as he shifts gears. Tell us about your sister then! LAUREL: Lucy? Laurel laughs. She's the artiste of the family. Very poised, very perfect. She raises her eyebrows. The yin to my yang, eh? KARIM: So it is a Sweet Valley High situation! I love it! But I have to tell you Laurel, the arrival of a pair of gorgeous blonde twins has set all our local hounddogs to panting. Are either of you in the market for a new pet, or do you have your own boys back home? LAUREL: Cocks an eyebrow suggestively. Oh, Kar Bear! I don't know about Goosey, but I'm always in the market for a new pet. She smirks. Any suggestions? KARIM: Karim is very clearly delighted with this new nickname. Oh gracious, where to start? For all its faults, IVI gives you a total United Nations of hotties to choose from. We’ve got the stoic Scandies, the lusty Latinos, the brash Americans, and a few of your down-home Aussies. I mean there’s a few duds too - he finger-waves to the camera and mouths ‘Hi Seth! Hi Max!’ - but they’re easy enough to avoid. LAUREL: I do like some variety in my love life. She winks. And oh, I'm particularly a fan of Swiss cuisine - and as luck would have it, I have a pretty fucking fine Swiss dish on my team. She purses her lips, blowing a kiss at the camera. Hel-lo Jonas! KARIM: O-M-G! Karim kicks his legs in delight at this bit of scandal. Looks like our Alpine Adonis had best watch out! Keep an eye out for romance between @indigo and @JBroJonas to you Twitter followers out there. He grins. So, lets talk powers. What kind of hoodoo voodoo do you do, boo? LAUREL: A look of hesitation flashes across her face, but is almost immediately replaced with a cheery smile. Oh, I can't spill all my secrets quite yet, Kar Bear. Laurel winks again. I've got to keep you coming back for more, don't I? KARIM: Oh, she knows how to play the game, doesn’t she folks? The boys of IVI really don’t stand a chance! I think we’ll wrap up on that hint of mystique, but thank you so much for joining us Laurel! I think our humble home just got a little more interesting with your arrival. LAUREL: Waves merrily at the camera. Toodaloo, lovers! Until next time. |