You'd think a guy who has to do as much talking and convincing as I do would be a better people person. Deep down, I'm just a cranky, self-reliant loner and I kind of like things that way. But, like I said, I've got to get face-to-face with a lot of faces to do what I do, and that means connecting with the people behind them (even though plenty of those faces aren't exactly what they appear to be, but I'm getting ahead of myself).
My name is Michael Westen, and I solve people's problems for a living. I solve the problems that are too dicey or too shady for normal, everyday not-dicey and not-shady individuals to take the local police. I have a very special skill set that lets me take care of almost any situation that a nice, well-meaning but unfortunately not that savvy person can get themselves into.
Yeah, I'm aware this makes me sound like a one-man A-Team, but those are the facts. If you could use a hand and your problem is just that weird or dangerous, you can call me.
Just please don't call my mother.
OOC: Hello there, my boy here is Michael Westen from the USA Network series Burn Notice. He was a super-spy extraordinaire before someone in the US Government decided to "burn" him, and now he works as a freelance good guy in Miami. He's friendly enough, if a little secretive. Me, I tend to be a bit nicer.