The Heads (the_heads) wrote in indarkness_net, @ 2010-08-25 17:13:00 |
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Entry tags: | !broadcast conversation, dr sam |
Posted Anonymously // Voice Post
[Lily sounds like Lily. Severus' voice is probably not familiar, as this was when he was 16. The other two voices wouldn't be recognizable to most people, but I would hope Reg recognizes his brother's voice. XD]
James: How'd the exam go, Snivelly?
Sirius: I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment. There'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word.
[group laughter]
Severus: [out of breath] You -- wait. You -- wait.
Sirius: Wait for what? What're you going to do, Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?
Severus: [mostly unintelligible, a mix of swears and hexes]
James: Wash out your mouth. Scourgify!
[choking sounds]
Lily: Leave him ALONE!
James: All right, Evans?
Lily: Leave him alone. What's he done to you?
James: Well, [thoughtful pause] it's more the fact he exists, if you know what I mean.
[ group laughter ]
Lily: You think you're funny. But you're just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him alone.
James: I will if you go out with me, Evans. Go on ... Go out with me, and I'll never lay a wand on on Snivelly again.
Lily: I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid.
Sirius: Bad luck, Prongs. [pause] OY!
[ sounds of motion. cheering, laughter ]
Lily: Let him down!
James: Certainly. [sound of someone landing, pause] Locomotor mortis!
Lily: LEAVE HIM ALONE!
James: Ah, Evans, don't make me hex you.
Lily: Take the curse off him, then!
James: There you go, you're lucky Evans was here, Snivellus--
Severus: I don't need help from filthy little Mudbloods like her!
Lily: [pause] Fine. I won't bother in the future. And I'd wash your pants if I were you, Snivellus.