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Posted Anonymously // Voice Post
[Lily sounds like Lily. Severus' voice is probably not familiar, as this was when he was 16. The other two voices wouldn't be recognizable to most people, but I would hope Reg recognizes his brother's voice. XD]


James: How'd the exam go, Snivelly?

Sirius: I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment. There'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word.

[group laughter]

Severus: [out of breath] You -- wait. You -- wait.

Sirius: Wait for what? What're you going to do, Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?

Severus: [mostly unintelligible, a mix of swears and hexes]

James: Wash out your mouth. Scourgify!

[choking sounds]

Lily: Leave him ALONE!

James: All right, Evans?

Lily: Leave him alone. What's he done to you?

James: Well, [thoughtful pause] it's more the fact he exists, if you know what I mean.

[ group laughter ]

Lily: You think you're funny. But you're just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him alone.

James: I will if you go out with me, Evans. Go on ... Go out with me, and I'll never lay a wand on on Snivelly again.

Lily: I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid.

Sirius: Bad luck, Prongs. [pause] OY!

[ sounds of motion. cheering, laughter ]

Lily: Let him down!

James: Certainly. [sound of someone landing, pause] Locomotor mortis!

Lily: LEAVE HIM ALONE!

James: Ah, Evans, don't make me hex you.

Lily: Take the curse off him, then!

James: There you go, you're lucky Evans was here, Snivellus--

Severus: I don't need help from filthy little Mudbloods like her!

Lily: [pause] Fine. I won't bother in the future. And I'd wash your pants if I were you, Snivellus.