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November 23rd, 2009

torino10154 @ 08:15 am: Drabble: Recompense, PG-13, Severus/Harry
Title: Recompense
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG-13
[info]snape100 Challenge 309: "Wikipedia, Redux!"
Warning: Reference to homophobia/verbal abuse.
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: I wouldn't even believe me, but I swear this was the first thing that came up. :) Pornophobia.

Recompense )

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joanwilder @ 03:24 am: FIC: Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks
Title: Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks
Author: RaeWhit ( aka [info]joanwilder)
Team: Snitch!
Genre: Alive and Kicking (EWE)
Prompts: Secrets and Lies, Coming Home
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17, mild bondage, whipping
Word Count: 48,000+
Summary: Belonging and deserving, needing and wanting—desires of the human heart that Severus and Harry must face when they're forced to the little village of Lochdubh to settle a very late codicil of Albus Dumbledore's will.

Author Notes: The village of Lochdubh and its inhabitants in this story are the property of BBC Scotland (from the series Hamish Macbeth). All things Harry Potter belong to J.K. Rowling et al. I'd be remiss if I didn't express my appreciation to Rudyard Kipling for his masterpiece, Captains Courageous.

This is my journal posting of my 2009 Mixed [info]snarry_games fic. My heartfelt appreciation to [info]jadzialove for the excellent beta reading, to [info]whitecotton for help with Scottish-izing my Scottish, and to [info]sestra_prior for her assistance with British questions.

This is posted in six parts; subsequent parts have been linked.

Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part One )

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joanwilder @ 03:22 am: FIC: Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Two
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Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Two )

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joanwilder @ 03:21 am: FIC: Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Three
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Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Three )

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joanwilder @ 03:20 am: FIC: Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Four
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Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Four )

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joanwilder @ 03:19 am: FIC: Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Five
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Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Five )

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joanwilder @ 03:17 am: FIC: Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Six
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Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks--Part Six )

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littleroo27 @ 02:05 am: From Twitter 11-22-2009

  • 14:45:44: This is AWESOME!!!: Coming Out at Christmas - London Gay Men's Chorus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPMkDDAb7w
  • 15:28:49: Went to see Wicked last night. It remains awesome, though we got the understudy for Elphaba. Mom loved it, which made me happy :-)
  • 16:10:51: Just voted Tom Felton for Best Actor/Actress to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  • 16:12:14: Just voted CNN for Best Breaking News Site http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  • 16:12:48: Just voted Hulu for Best TV Network Online http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  • 16:14:28: Just voted @tommcfly for Twitter User of the Year http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  • 16:14:54: Just voted A Very Potter Musical for YouTube Video of the Year http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  • 16:15:45: Just voted @BreakingNews for Best News Source to follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  • 17:00:03: I really wish Mom would get back on the Paxil. Her mood is driving us ALL crazy. New meds are NOT working.
  • 17:00:47: she had to go off the paxil for medical tests and doesn't want to risk having to do the withdrawal again. made her sick for weeks.
  • 17:08:39: um, trying to type, here! heeeeelp! http://pic.gd/6c5651
  • 17:12:08: RT @EdRoberts: I know it's going to get cold later this week, but didn't think h*#l was freezing over. Chiefs win 2 in a row!
  • 17:55:04: dad and step-mom updated their wills today. I found out how much money I get out of the trust when my dad dies.
  • 17:55:33: now, I want my dad to live forever, but I must admit - my eyebrows shot up when I heard the number.
  • 17:56:01: I pretty much said "holy crap, I could pay off all of my debt! But please don't die any time soon, k?"
  • 17:56:55: I think I'm glad I don't get any of it while they are alive. keeps me from being a trust fund baby.
  • 18:23:21: RT @WarwickADavis: @TomFelton Here's a sign for your #pointlesssigns collection... http://twitpic.com/qka53
  • 19:59:53: back from wal-mart. spent a gagillion dollars on scrapbooking crap. re-doing my baby book for Mom for Christmas. It's falling apart!
  • 20:00:02: I must be getting old - the glue has given out, lol

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r_grayjoy @ 01:47 am: Day 23: [info]cluegirl
Ha. I remember you from a lot farther back than you probably realize. I was already reading your LJ before I ever shambled my way into HP fandom, and honestly, your fic is probably at least partially responsible for my being here. So damn you thank you for that!

You're a wonderful musician and artist, a positively brilliant writer, and you're 100% a performer in everything that you do. You have a large and captivating presence that draws people into your orbit. I love seeing your posts, whether they're fic or a rant or a story about your cats or just what you did that day. You have a way with words that makes it all fascinating. I envy that, as well as your willingness to put so many of your thoughts, opinions, and beliefs out there without reservation. One day I'd love to have the opportunity to sit down and chat with you over coffee, 'cause I think it would be a highly interesting and entertaining experience.

If you don't know what the heck this is all about, the explanation is here.

Current Mood: toasty

November 22nd, 2009

r_grayjoy @ 11:58 pm: Day 22: [info]jin_fenghuang
I had a blast meeting you for the first time and hanging out with you at Sectus -- and my god, was that really more than two years ago?? You're a hilarious and spirited person to be around. Your brain is a seriously crack-addled place, and I'd love to be able to see inside it, but I expect I might go insane from the experience. Rather like what happens when one looks upon Cthulu.

As one would expect, you create some of the most cracktastic art in the fandom. But you also do some seriously delicious pr0n, and some very poignant pieces as well. Your diversity is wonderful. Your art is incredibly complex and gorgeous, and your style so distinctive. Your work is uniquely your own; please keep doing what you're doing!

You already saw this, but for everyone else's benefit:

Jin was a fanartist expert,
Who drew crack and porn most overt.
"I'd come out of the gutter,"
She said, "but I'd rather
You all joined me down here in the dirt!"

If you don't know what the heck this is all about, the explanation is here.

Current Mood: awake
alisanne @ 10:54 pm: Drabble: Propositioned
Title: Propositioned
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy
Summary: Lucius makes a good point.
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]magialuna, who correctly guessed my [info]snarry_ldws fic. Magia requested Snucius, prompt: distraction
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Propositioned )

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alisanne @ 06:27 pm: Fic: Dangerous
Title: Dangerous
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt/Charlie Weasley, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Word Count: 400
Rating: R
Warnings: Everyone is GAY! *g*
Beta: [info]sevfan
A/N: Written for [info]angela_snape, who successfully guessed which story was mine in the last week of the [info]snarry_ldws competition. Her request: Neville/Bill, Kingsley/Charlie, Severus/Harry, with the prompt: applause.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Dangerous )

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celandineb @ 06:10 pm: *thud*
Worked in the yard for 3+ hours today; raked (w/ SO's help) 10 bags of leaves, also planted about 100 bulbs (daffodils, crocuses, iris). Am now tired and sore. OTOH, I slept in till almost 9, so I'm less tired than I might be.

Have also talked with my mom, and am about to go start cooking soup and chicken. SO is walking Juno with the neighbors and Scruffy. Was too brain-dead to work on resume etc., but maybe will manage a bit after dinner, and also plan to read for tomorrow's class.

Current Mood: tired
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shota_hunter @ 04:59 pm: Hello again...

One of these days I was thinking about gathering all the fics I had done, I don't remember which Snupin community I wanted to join a while ago here in InsaneJournal, but I was not accepted! Me, quite the Snupin fan! Then I began to think: "But of course, you silly ass! it has to be because they look at the journal and nothing screams Snape+Lupin=WIN", so, making sure my scarce legacy is all in one place, I have gone into the depths of my deceased lj and gathered my:




Title:
Love Phantom Part 01
Love Phantom Part 02
Love Phantom Part 03
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Summary: Post HBP. Severus has been cleared from all charges and is now free, thanks to Remus. Love, desire and happiness are shadowed by the scars of the past. But will their hearts seek each other when unexpected suitors attempt to make their moves?
Status: WIP. I NEED to work on it. I loved this fic...

Title:
The Needs of a Mate
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Summary: Remus Lupin knows his mate. He can sense when something’s missing.
Status: Oneshot, galdly.


Title:
Faith
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Summary: Lupin knows Severus all too well. He knows that what happened to Albus has an explanation. He wants answers, and he knows how and where to get them.
Status: Oneshot too!

Title:
Recurrent Temptations
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus/Gilderoy Lockhart
Summary: The sexiest DADA teacher has a thing for the sexiest Potions Master. Will he yield to the blonde's temptation?
Status: Created solely for lockythebunny’s birthday. I tried to have as much fun as possible with them.


There are about 4 more fics I have done but I still cant find the links, so I'm looking for those... Oh, and there is my HP "Too Funky" video on Youtube!





Even as what I am is not only what I have done, I am pleased with what I have created in the past. This brought back memories of happy times for me. Hopefully the holidays and my muse decide to surprise me with some goodies soon! :D




Ta daaa!~ Kitty

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: Mukashiiiiooo
Current Music: Too Funky - George Michael
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celandineb @ 06:02 pm: Holiday recipe links
The first two need to be made about 3 days ahead; I'm not doing the pickled peaches for Thanksgiving this year, but I'll make the cranberry relish tomorrow. Not making pumpkin pie this year either although I expect it will be around, just made by someone else.



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shota_hunter @ 12:53 pm: About Animal Rights Y'all!
Hello!

Today I'm crawling out of my rabbithole and detaching from my Twitter for a second because I want to contribute to what I think is a very important:

Animal rights!


Even as I don't own many animals and I find many of them quite scary, I feel terrible when I hear about mistreatment or abuse of animals by humans who burn, maim, torture and torment creatures who only want to be loved. I don't want to go over the news I've seen in the papers and TV because just the thought of hurting a bird, cat or dog is really sad and unforgivable. My parrot is the smartest creature, we've had it for more than 15 years and it's free to go around wherever she likes. She loves my sister dearly, sometimes gets into her bed and we find both of them sleeping cheek to cheek.


My parrot!


She came to my house in a time when rules about protected wildlife were not so strong in my country, she was so little and cute :D Now she's still cute, but so smart that defies our imagination. Cunning, mischievous, even deadly depending of the circumstances (my mom asked her to go after an annoying kid once, you should have seen the bird fly like an eagle towards him! Priceless! ^-^)

Anyway, back to the point, all animals that depend on humans to survive and be happy have the right to be loved, it is shameful what happens with seals, orangutans, whales, sharks, bears, tigers and even common dogs and cats, who are beaten, sliced, poisoned, sold for circus shows or mangled because of mankind's stupidity.


Please help organizations that save these creatures, if you're gonna spend $10, $50, $100 or more in shoes, bags and gifts (NO FUR, please!) please donate to help the people who take their time, energy and life to protect and improve the life of those big or little ones that expect nothing but love, understanding and respect for their lives.

Here are some of them:

http://www.animalsheltercostarica.com/

http://www.infurmation.com/

http://www.wspa-international.org/


Oh, and please, if there is an animal shelter in your community, gather some friends or co-workers (the company I work for did it last month) and ask them if you can help! Bathing them, buying shots from the vet, giving out food, plying with them.. they appreciate it just like children, love and care is all they need.

Wolves



awww




This is too sad...

This one is just too sad... and makes you think...


Have a nice day and make someone happy!


Byebye! awww

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Mr. Roboto - Styx
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littleblackbow @ 12:54 pm: Here's something I did for a Holiday exchange over at Watson's Woes on Livejournal. I'm rather proud of it.


Title: Friends Only Banner
Author: [info]chibitoaster
Characters: Holmes, Watson
Rating: G
Notes: For the Holiday Wishes - Extra Wish #2:
I wish for ART: Winter - not Christmas, winter - themed Friends-only banner, blue/silver/white/grey/etc. color scheme if possible. Snow would be awesome. If using screencaps, Granada Watson(s) would be a plus.

I don't know exactly what size I ought to have made the banner. I hope you can resize it. If not, just let me know, and I'll do it. Hope you like! It was a lot of fun to do!! ^_^

Banner by request

alisanne @ 09:10 am: Drabble: Boggart
Title: Boggart
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Surprise!
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: Silliness, AU
Beta: [info]sevfan
Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt #96: Boggart
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: First time with this pairing, be gentle. ;)

Boggart )

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lilithilien @ 09:19 am: Happy Birthday To Us!!!!!
I think you might have noticed my passing fondness (which, yes, was rapidly fanned into a full-blown obsession) for a certain German soap opera. Today is our birthday! Eskimo Kiss Project is one year old today!

I was going to gush about what an incredible, intense experience this has been (and I still might after I have my coffee), but right now I want to share my squeee! We're getting so much love there, including THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER EVER EVER!!!



Wish you all could see me beaming right now!!! (Or maybe not, it's probably kinda scary...)

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Madsen - Wilkommen im Chaos
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lore @ 07:10 am: Natterings....

  • Holy crap, these dogs are gassing me out! Air freshener, stat!

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