HP Wankfest 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Sirius Black in Olivander's Wand Shop with a Magical, Singing Dildo
Title: When the Snake's Away
Author: bonfoi
Character: Sirius Black
Location: Ollivander's Wand Shop
Object: Magical, singing dildo
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Object Insertion; Dirty Talk/Dirty Thoughts; Established Relationship
Word Count: 3,023
Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter, its characters and settings are the copyrighted works of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., her publishing companies and affiliates. No profit was made from the writing of this story nor was any malice intended in any way, shape or form to the author or the actors/actresses who so brilliantly have brought them to life.
This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
Author's Notes: Sirius Black is bored. And, being who he is, resorts to a bit of mischief with an anniversary gift... with a sexy voice attached. Romance; AU; PWP; Post-War; Humor
Beta: passthebutter of LJ community, hp_betas
Spellotape used in addition to my three prompts, to make r_grayjoy happy!

( When the Snake's Away )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Harry Potter in Malfoy Manor with a Quill
Title: Hard at Work
Author: who_la_hoop
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Malfoy Manor
Object: Quill
Other Characters: Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,000
Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Dear readers, I hope you approve of the scandalous voyeurism within, and the sheer dedication with which Mr H. Potter throws himself into his work. I offer my appreciation to my beta, and my thanks to the mods for putting on this marvellous fest. Happy Masturbation Month everyone!

( Hard at Work )