hphalloween_mod (hphalloween_mod) wrote in hp_halloween, @ 2007-10-31 22:42:00 |
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Entry tags: | !2007, #slash, *blpaintchart, ^remus/charlie, ^severus/remus, ^severus/sirius, rating: r |
Halloween Gift for nimrod_9
Gift for nimrod_9
From blpaintchart
Title: Trick or Treat at the Centre.
Rating: R
Word count: 200
“Sodding Albus and his stupid corn maze!”
“It’s supposed to be fun, Sniv.”
“With a surprise ‘trick or treat’ at the centre. How delightful.”
“I could always treat you right here, right now.”
“No.”
“What d’ya mean, no?”
“Put your tongue away, mutt.”
“You don’t know what you’re missing.”
“I know you don’t swallow.”
“Charlie, should you be doing that?”
“There’s always time for a quick hand-job, Remus.”
“It’s not time I’m worried about. What if someone catches us?”
“No chance. We’re lost in this maze. Haven’t seen anybody for ages.”
“True. Oh! Harder! Yes!”
“So, I think the centre should be about… Ah!”
“What?”
“Nothing, Black. We should head the other way.”
“Why? Fancy a bit now?”
“Perhaps.”
“Tough. I’ve gone off the idea.”
“How disappointing. Oh! Was that a rabbit?”
“Where?”
“… And he turns into a doggy. So bloody predictable.”
“Severus! What a pleasant surprise! I was just saying to Charlie…”
“Yes, I heard.”
“Oh.”
“Mr. Weasley, were you aware there’s a Horntail back there?”
“Really?”
“Yes. Fascinating specimen.”
“I’ll take a look, then.”
“Which leaves us alone, Severus.”
“Indeed.”
“So… trick or treat?”
“I was thinking more in terms of fuck or suck, actually.”
“Even better!”