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1/28/12 04:42 pm - [info]persuade_me - [Conversation in Lake Cottage]

Lily.

You look a little bored, darling.

1/19/12 07:45 pm - [info]cauldron_brew - Conversation in Snape's workroom, Lake Cottage

( I thought you were spending the evening with your sisters. )

1/14/12 06:16 pm - [info]quidditch_prat - Conversation in Lake Cottage

Is that tea? Please tell me that's tea.

12/17/11 11:30 pm - [info]london_bestiary - conversation recorded by the Magisecure system in the lingerie department at *truth clothing shop

I'm not sure I've ever seen her in that exact shade of pink, though

12/17/11 03:18 pm - [info]persuade_me - [Conversation in lake Cottage]

*a door closes just a little too loudly*

You do realise the date, don't you?

12/10/11 09:35 pm - [info]wheezy_wizards

Headmaster!

( What a pleasure to see you, sir! )

12/3/11 11:28 pm - [info]cauldron_brew - Conversation in the Lake Cottage library

Ah. ( Here you are. )

11/12/11 06:55 pm - [info]quidditch_prat - Conversation at a Ministry reception

( I hate these things. )

11/6/11 05:10 pm - [info]water_scorpion - In an alcove in a fourth floor corridor at Hogwarts

This is mental. Penthurst was definitely following me, you can't say he wasn't.

11/5/11 10:38 pm - [info]london_bestiary - Conversation at Lake Cottage

Hello! So kind of you to invite me!

10/29/11 07:51 pm - [info]water_scorpion - [In the conservatory at Lake Cottage]

You know it's not like we have to be *chaperoned* everywhere we go. I'm just saying we could take a walk, that's all.

10/22/11 10:33 pm - [info]lilibet - Conversation in Lake Cottage

( Would you like more wine, Viktor? )

10/22/11 10:19 pm - [info]london_bestiary - in Elle Holloway and Charlie Weasley's flat

A growler of A growler of pumpkin-flavoured ale? Muggle ale?

10/15/11 04:53 pm - [info]miss_imogen - [In Lily's Room at Lake Cottage]

Lily! Lillypilly, guess what!? Oh, do guess!

10/8/11 07:44 pm - [info]sicarian - Encrypted Owl Post to Sebastian Ryder

I am not surprised that he is not coming back. That man is worth his weight in bronze and shall not be missed.

I will let the team know that we are to vet the analyst candidates this time.

10/9/11 07:08 pm - [info]umbridges_army - sealed note delivered to the Office of the Headmaster

Dear Headmaster,

Now that the initial visit of the research team responsible for the new edition of Hogwarts: A History has departed, I trust that my research assistant has restored your papers to your office. He informed me that he was unable to open the container in which you had stored them, as his unwarding and unsealing skills are not strong. I cannot say why I was moved to employ a Hufflepuff for this task.

C. Binns
Professor of History
Hogwarts School

p.s. if you do speak to the Archbishop of Canterbury, please send him my best regards and tell him I await his comments on that article, at his convenience of course. His office is a burden to him, I fear.

10/8/11 11:37 pm - [info]a_elfs_life - Private Post: Issy Has Three Brass Buttons

They is coming from Master Scorpius's little dark blue suit but Master Draco is saying Master Scorpius will not be wearing that little suit again.

Issy is putting them on her little dresser Master Draco is giving her for Yule. One. Two. Three. Tiny buttons. They is being very pretty and they is making Issy very sad. All the big children is being home tomorrow morning for a party but Issy cannot be properly enjoying it. She will wear her best red cloak as Master Draco is giving her years ago when Master Scorpius is born but she will still not be feeling happy.

Issy is missing all her babies.

10/8/11 11:52 pm - [info]constantmoody - Memo from A. Moody re: office purchases

No more copper nibs for my pens if you please. The last batch kept reacting to random magic surges in the office and the entire lot of them fused into some bronze nightmare of a ninja throwing star. Wasteful and hazardous.

10/8/11 11:38 pm - [info]rex_angelicus - Overheard at Malfoy Manor

Tiffles? Tiffles, please stop snivelling in the corner and pay attention. I do not wish you to iron your hands, I would much prefer that you listen and learn for the future: the bronze medallion in the display case is not to be polished. The patina of Great-Grandfather's commemorative award is to be preserved just as it is. It's a matter of taste, not merely in antiquities but in obscuring the misspellings that were cast into the dreadful thing. You understand, Tiffles? Very good. Now stop crying and go buff the carpeting in the library.

10/8/11 10:57 pm - [info]snuff_dog - Just Got Back!

I had Harry's balls bronzed!
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