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Jesse McBride (ijustknowit) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-28 16:41:00

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I'm deep into this egg fandom right know.

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	jesse/ree reehobbs 2017-01-28 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Shut your ass up Jesse and get telling people how amazing they are I MEAN IT or i fucking won't put out in ten years when we're married (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jesse/ree ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I did! All those nice things were me. All of them. Please put out, 26 yr old Ree :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: jesse/ree reehobbs 2017-01-29 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Even the ones that were me? Wow. We'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sheepishly 2017-01-28 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	~~How deep?~~ Someone really likes eggs... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	omg ur icon cmdrchloe 2017-01-28 11:00 pm UTC (link)
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	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
	That wasn't me I like eggs a normal amount (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheepishly 2017-01-29 05:19 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Me too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Weigh in. Duck v emu? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheepishly 2017-01-29 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Ummmm... Duck? Their eggs look like pastel Easter eggs. I can't recall what an emu egg looks like, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Alright alright I feel that But what about taste? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	iviie 2017-01-28 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a little concerned that we need more comprehensive sex education at this school. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
	So, you're telling me girls can't lay eggs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-29 05:20 am UTC (link)
	But then what's inside their Virginias...????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Levi ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Me, preferably badumching But like... I can't make that joke in front of Ivy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Levi idfk 2017-01-29 05:31 am UTC (link)
	NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE Hey, help me spread positivity through shitposting. This is a daunting task for one man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Levi ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:36 am UTC (link)
	I'm bummed no one else got to witness that but I'm glad it was you that did Ugh. Levi. They ask so much of me. They want to make me be a sober buddy at Grotto parties But, aight Shitposting topics? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Levi idfk 2017-01-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Why are they making you the sober buddy??? Do they KNOW who you ARE??? Cecil's the sober buddy, they should make him do it. My literal shit post didn't work out so I've just been posting about eggs and interrupting threads with posts about eggs. If eggs reach meme status, that's ideal. I'm open to other topics if you're not feeling eggs, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jesse/Levi

ijustknowit
2017-01-29 05:48 am UTC (link)

Because Cricket is afraid of the dark and wants the Grotto to be off limits at night but we compromised and said midnight curfew, but Senior prefects are supposed to enforce it and walk everyone home. Fuck that! I got pity appointed. I have drinking to do. I will burn down this school before I let Ebonbitches take away my rights

I needed to get that off my chest

Anyway, eggs are cool. I'm on it.

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	iviie 2017-01-29 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Storks lay eggs. Women are just the stork intermediaries. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:32 am UTC (link)
	The plot thickens... So, is that really just a food baby growing in there in the mean time...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 05:34 am UTC (link)
	It's not polite to discuss a lady's weight, Jesse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:39 am UTC (link)
	How come all girls get to be ladies but people keep refusing to call me m'lord?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Gender inequality at its finest, truly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:02 am UTC (link)
	That's fucked up. See if I ever tip my fedora at you again (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 06:15 am UTC (link)
	You know, I probably shouldn't say this because I don't want to encourage any fedora-tipping, but someone tipped his hat at me at a nomaj concert one time and it was actually really charming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Brb gotta go buy a fedora to tip at you ten times a day (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 06:18 am UTC (link)
	It was a pageboy hat. It really makes the difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:23 am UTC (link)
	A sexy sleek one or one of those dopey floppy ones? We talking IRA kingpin or one of my 600 shitty cousins? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 06:30 am UTC (link)
	... have you ever seen Newsies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Nope (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 06:35 am UTC (link)
	First of all, that's a travesty. Second of all, we might not have any common reference points for pageboy hats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Is there a Newsies sequel? Maybe it's in the DVD collection? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	idfk 2017-01-28 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	My fav is the Great Iron Debate of 2k14. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:59 am UTC (link)
	I can't keep up. What happened? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-28 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Are you that fucking weirdo that was jacking off over eggs? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I'll allow myself to be framed for a lot of things, but not this (Reply to this) (Parent)

	idfk 2017-01-29 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Gives a new meaning to cumin fried eggs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cmdrchloe 2017-01-28 10:53 pm UTC (link)
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	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Goddamnit, Shepard, that's the cutest thing I've ever seen (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cmdrchloe 2017-01-29 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	It's a sticker! :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Chloe sheepishly 2017-01-29 05:22 am UTC (link)
	That little egg was me earlier. I was just trying to help people peel hard boiled eggs... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chloennis (... that sounds like something gross doesn't it) cmdrchloe 2017-01-29 01:09 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, it's okay. They were just trying to weird you out. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sibyls 2017-01-29 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	The bacon is a blanket? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cmdrchloe 2017-01-29 01:09 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah! It's a sticker. I have a whole page full. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sibyls 2017-01-29 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	So this is a cartoon character or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cmdrchloe 2017-01-30 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah! Do you know Hello Kitty? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	henshinyo 2017-01-29 10:02 am UTC (link)
	I am so confused by this. (Reply to this)