InsaneJournal

➠ January 25, 2014
[Warded to Sophomores]

FINALLY CONFIRMED BY STAFF: There is totally a FREAKY GHOST* out there!!!!!

So here's an IDEA. I just so happen to have this Ouija board (don't ask me why**) and I think we should GO OUT and COMMUNE WITH THE SPIRITS and finally get some answers to this decade-old mystery that's been plaguing our minds for like... OK not a DECADE but more than a year at least which is a heeeeeck of a long time!!!

Also don't tell anyone else about this because the juniors and seniors will want to GET IN ON THIS SPOOKY ACTION and I think we can all agree that the seniors and juniors are some TOTAL KILLJOYS who'll bring ~~bad vibes~~ to a seance. Plus it's just way catchier to call it a
SOPHOMORE SEANCE!!!!!

*Or alien or fairy spirit or """unknown magical entity""" oooooor one of our teachers had dressed up like a REINDEER FOR CHRISTMAS CHEER and their holiday prank just got totally out of hand???? VOTE NOW!!!!!

**OK OK OK SO FRESHMAN YEAR I was working on this movie about how a bunch of teenagers go into the woods with a Ouija board and they ACCIDENTALLY summon a demon which has been looking for a portal into our world which they PROVIDED with the Ouija board and then the demon starts picking them off one by one until the Final Girl figures out how to Ouija it back to hell but PLOT TWIIIIIST it's just a ruse because the demon possessed our hero and it's just PASSING AMONG US NOW :OOOOO

EDIT: WE'RE DOING THIS TOMORROW!!!! Evening, before curfew. Meet in the Grotto!!!!!!