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Sylvester "Sy" Stoker (stokers) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-12 09:32:00

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Don't they mostly play Quodpot at Ilvermorny? Their team's probably not even gonna be any fuckin good.

[Coppertale Quidditch]

I'm cancelling some practices. Just ~~until PTC~~ for the next couple weeks. I mean our fuckin practices were already fuckin cancelled by two fuckin school shitshows in one week, so you can all fuckin deal. We'll have this Saturday's practice as usual, and I'm keeping the ones on next Tuesday and Thursday. Next Saturday's cancelled.

If you want to get in extra practice anyway, the pitch is still booked. ~~I just can't~~

[Ro]

That's storms and an insect plague. What do you think are the odds this school just burns the fuck down before the 20th?

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	Coppertale quidditch doyouevenlift 2017-01-12 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	Dude you okay? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch stokers 2017-01-12 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm fuckin fine, Park. I'm captain, I can cancel practices whenever I fuckin want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Coppertale Quidditch doyouevenlift 2017-01-12 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. You just usually don't. So what the fuck's wrong with you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch stokers 2017-01-12 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing the fuck's wrong with me. Just fuck off, all of you. [...] You trying out for this school team? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Coppertale Quidditch doyouevenlift 2017-01-12 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	~~what the fuck are you talking about I'm the only bothering you~~ I mean nothing being wrong with you is always probably gonna be a stretch. Aren't you trying out for the team? I kinda just assumed our entire house is just gonna collectively try out. Because you're not winning if you don't try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Coppertale Quidditch gottaplay 2017-01-12 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'm definitely trying out. Coppertale should make up the entire team, honestly. Because we're the best. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Stokers rosmarinus 2017-01-12 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	With our luck it'll be blue skies and bug spray and not a thing to worry about until the day after they leave. I should have saved one of those billywigs. We could've stung Mom and Dad with it. Then they could spend the weekend floating and making snowmen and leaving us alone. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Stokers stokers 2017-01-12 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	It'd only last a few hours. Then they'll go right back to "Sylvester you're embarrassing the family by not helping with the snowmen" and "Rosemary you'll never catch a husband if you don't learn to poison people more subtly." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Stokers

rosmarinus
2017-01-12 12:41 pm UTC (link)

"Rosemary, how do you expect your snowman to defeat Sylvester's with such puny arms? It's like you two aren't even trying to turn this into a fight."

I also thought subtle poison was how you lost husbands, but what do I know? I thought we had good posture and hair once upon a time, too.

[...] I really hope they get too distracted by all the important people they can schmooze to talk to anyone we actually like.

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Stokers

stokers
2017-01-12 03:07 pm UTC (link)

Haha. Remember that time we were shits and tore down trees in front of the house because we were trying to see who could make the more badass snowman? A snowman's not a snowman without some jacked tree trunk arms.

There's an easy way to fix that problem, dude: just don't like anyone. [...] Our fuckin friends had all know better than to talk to you or me when this is happening.

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Stokers

rosmarinus
2017-01-12 04:01 pm UTC (link)

I remember the puddles they became when we ran out of ways to build them up and started tearing each other's down. And the landscapers spending six months trying to get grass to grow in the spot where our snow warriors both died valiantly before they gave up and turned it into a rock garden.

Unfortunately, our friends are mostly idiots. And I'm dating one of the aforementioned idiots. [...] Maybe we can just turn all of the idiots into new snow warriors and solve all our problems.

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	challenge 2017-01-12 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	And Hogwarts is used to resting on the snitch. Should be easy enough. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stokers 2017-01-12 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	So our real competition's each other. Watch out for bats in the hallways, Fiori. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	challenge 2017-01-12 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently, if you're ready to pre-game sabotage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2017-01-12 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, we're not in competition. But from one captain to another, I'd hate to see you get taken out by some of the asshole Beaters I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	challenge 2017-01-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	It'd be funny to see them try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-12 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	that's what we're here for. Comedy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neattrick 2017-01-12 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	yeah they suck (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stokers 2017-01-12 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	You used to go there, right? Have any old teammates whose faces you wanna smash? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2017-01-12 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	ha. we'll see who makes the cut over there. but cole moss's brother nate played for the wampus team too and he's coming for PTC so that's my chance to shake him down for information (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2017-01-12 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Good plan. Put the fuckin fear in them. He's gonna go back to that dumbass castle and tell everyone that Gooseberry's Chasers are all five feet tall and ready to punch you in the face for the Quaffle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2017-01-12 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	that's half true. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sy \| Roxie tightwire 2017-01-12 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	You sure that you're all right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sy/Roxie stokers 2017-01-12 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Yeah. I'm just gonna be busy. It's fine, Rox. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sy/Roxie tightwire 2017-01-12 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. If you change your mind about that, let me know. And if you get any free time - want to learn how to use throwing knives? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sy/Roxie stokers 2017-01-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. ~~Thanks~~ OK. How the shit do so many of you at this fuckin school have knives? What are you even throwing them at? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sy/Roxie tightwire 2017-01-12 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	I only have a couple. I don't take them out too much or anything. My aunt gave them to me. She uses a target - or my uncle. I generally just draw one on a tree. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	reehobbs 2017-01-12 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	I played Quodpot at Ilvermorny, and I took to Quidditch well enough. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	neattrick 2017-01-12 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	but their quidditch teams blow and that's what's relevant here (Reply to this) (Parent)

	madtess 2017-01-13 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	How could they be any good when GB scoops all their best players? (Reply to this)