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Asher Aleris Guthrie (guthriegazette) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-07 18:24:00

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More Advice Column Shenanigans

Below are the questions I received, as promised (a little late). I was impressed at the lack of troll comments… so I’m giving you the gift of question #1. It’s not going to be published except in this form – feel free to answer publicly.

I've set up separate sections to respond for each question to keep the replies warded to me so I can select what should be published. Remember that responses will, ultimately, NOT be anonymous. I was planning on having a smaller column but I was also anticipating less serious questions so – let’s just go with everything I received.

On a side note... I hope everyone is recovering alright from yesterday.

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	guthriegazette 2016-12-07 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	1) What do you do if you are TOO FABULOUS? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	destructobot 2016-12-07 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Enjoy your life of not giving a fuck and stop overcompensating through a meaningless search for validation. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rageahol 2016-12-16 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	THEN YOU DOUBLE DOWN (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Casper knows this isn't getting published; he doesn't care. casperkim 2016-12-17 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Then you work on your IRRATIONALLY MASSIVE EGO ~~Cameron~~. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	unregrettable 2016-12-17 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Accept that this is a heavy burden you will always have to bear, and try to be a good role model. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Responses warded to ASHER guthriegazette 2016-12-07 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	2) What if you don't want to be magical? Is there a going back? Can you just go fuck this I'm out and go back to a normal life? Is that a thing that can happen? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	destructobot 2016-12-07 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	You can do whatever you want. Ultimately no one has control over your life but you, so go live your dumb dream! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

PUBLISHED! Addendum: Dumb has been redacted. -

guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:53 pm UTC

	sunsoutgunsout 2016-12-16 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	... DUH. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gonnabefamous 2016-12-16 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	So, you want to live a muggle life? Well, no one can tell you not to! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:54 pm UTC

	Responses warded to ASHER guthriegazette 2016-12-07 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	3) How do you go from being friends with a boy to actually being his girlfriend? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	destructobot 2016-12-07 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Woman up and talk to him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sunsoutgunsout 2016-12-16 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	go up to him and tell him that you want to be more than friends be like "hey guy i think your hot and we should get down" and he'll be like "yeah" but if he's like "nah" then back off (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:54 pm UTC

	rageahol 2016-12-16 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	ask him out? SMASH THE PATRIARCHY OK. like what do you think is even going to happen if he doesn't know the whole deal. this isn't some super cute romcom sequel this is real life and in real life you gotta get yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:55 pm UTC

	gonnabefamous 2016-12-16 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Tell him how you feel!!! The worst that happens is he says no, and that's not as awful as you think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:55 pm UTC

	Responses warded to ASHER guthriegazette 2016-12-07 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	4) How do you find where you belong? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	destructobot 2016-12-07 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody actually knows the answer to this question, and anyone who tries to answer it is lying to themselves and you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sunsoutgunsout 2016-12-16 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	decide you belong and fuckin do it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

THIS IS WEIRDLY TOUCHING -

guthriegazette, 2016-12-16 10:48 pm UTC

PUBLISHED! -

guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:56 pm UTC

	laaurel 2016-12-16 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Think about what makes you feel happy and good inside !! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:56 pm UTC

	Re: Responses warded to ASHER gonnabefamous 2016-12-16 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	You belong anywhere, if you act confident enough about it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

PUBLISHED! -

guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:56 pm UTC

	Responses warded to ASHER guthriegazette 2016-12-07 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	5) What's the best way of dealing with bullies? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	destructobot 2016-12-07 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Either fight back or ignore them, depending on the type. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rageahol 2016-12-16 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Flirt with them. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

OK this is getting published -

guthriegazette, 2016-12-16 10:49 pm UTC

it should because it's what penny does it chris and its beautiful in action -

sneakoscoped, 2016-12-17 12:56 pm UTC

dying -

orangepip, 2016-12-17 05:35 pm UTC

PUBLISHED! -

guthriegazette, 2016-12-17 07:57 pm UTC