Name: Fabbiola (which by the way is actually a typo because my dad added the extra “b” by mistake. LOL! – -AKA Shychic94112 AKA RedCouchAddict
Age: According to CARMEN (my mother – yes I refer to her on the 3rd person) I’m too old and way past my prime years and should start getting concerned about not spending the rest of my life alone because “Dios Mio, SHE is not going to live forever”, you know?”
Location: A tiny shoebox size apartment in SAN FRANCISCO (What up WEST COAST!)
What position are you applying for and, in one sentence, explain why you are qualified?
1 - CCTV ENGINEER position: It would be beneficial for the company to have a two-person team in charge of procuring enough p0rn for all. #justsayin’
However, I’m also qualified for:
CHANGE ROOM MONITOR: I’m good with outlook so I can schedule the necessary maintenance of locker room during/after times of heightened emotions (i.e. Sexy!times, bribery offers, poignant woobie montages, concerned parental pleading, etc); dutifully replace broken mirrors and fix the doors of lockers that are beat up why emotional skaters - all while remaining strategically hidden on the second shower stall (the one in the back that no one seems to use as much at the other one.)
You are locked in the ice rink overnight. Do you (a) call to get out (because of course you have ample minutes on your phone), (b) dramatically beat against the door as mascara tears stream from your eyes, or (c) cheerfully freeze until morning, since you know fanfic's cure for hypothermia?
C! C! C! C!– C is the only option I see (hee I rhymed)
Fandoms (in addition to AWZ, obviously): Yeah no, I do not have any other fandoms where I’m as active as AWZ. However I AM A TV ADDICT and will watch mostly anything that allows me to squeee HARD! I have been known to CAPSLOCK SQUEE over Community because it is AWESOME! Aside from that, you will find me rambling on about anything from Buffy, sitcoms, QAF (US version – sorry Aldi, and Christine, and everyone else.) anything cracky and geeky ala Flight of the Concords, etc. Also also also, I’m a total GLEE GEEK! I embrace the cheese.
Fannish activities, past/present/future (vidding, fic, meta, etc.; if you lurk, that's okay too - interested in dipping your toe into anything in the future?) VIDDING!!!! Yes –That’s all I do. Ahem…although apparently I have chosen the CRACK genre. IDEK. I cannot write anything to save my life and prefer to indulge and roll around on the awesomeness of other people’s writing. However I do dip into icon-making and graphics. I’m intrigued by anything artistic, so perhaps you’ll see more of that in the future…
Prosecco, raki, or Maximum+vodka? (Not that we encourage imbibing of alcohol while on the clock.) Uh…Maximum + vodka please. What is the point getting rid of your inhibitions if you can’t hallucinate in the process? However, like Shelly, I would not refuse any other drink if offered. That would not be polite and my mom would not stand for it.