Pup Sex Questions
1. Have you ever been mistaken for a prostitute? No, though I have been called one by certain people who dislike me. 2. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? Two One because I do not count the women that Henry has brought to his bed. 3. Have you ever tasted yourself? Yes. 4. Do you like having sex in front of a mirror? A window? A live audience? In order... yes, occasionally, and it depends on the audience members present. 5. Which one of your parents do you believe you resemble, sexually speaking? Neither, most likely. I'm probably closer to my brother George.
6. Thinking back to Question #2, out of all the sex partners you have had, how many do you think:
a. Remember you? Henry has never forgotten me and never will. b. Would say they faked an orgasm with you? He never has. c. Laugh about you and your performance? If he has done so, it has been to tease me regarding insecurities... never to hurt my feelings. d. Would say you are/were the best they ever had? He already has. e. Would do it with you again, if given the chance? We are married and his appetite is rather large.
7. Are you hairy? Do you think your partners like your body hair or lack thereof? Would you wax, if they asked? In order, no I am not, yes he prefers it, and I already have once by pure accident when we were playing with candle wax. 8. If the world were coming to an end, what one person would you choose to be your last sexual partner? Henry. 9. Who was the absolute worst lay that you can remember? Thomas Wyatt No one. 10. Your tongue...gifted or just a flop? According to the women I've pleasured, it's gifted. 11. Are any of your parts stretched out more than most people? My "sex parts"? 12. If your main sex partner gained a hundred pounds, would you still do it with them? Yes, of course. I love Henry. It would make things rather difficult, but I assume that our sex would still be pleasant enough. 13. Ever had an STD? Crabs? ... No? 14. Favorite bedroom toy? Scarves. 15. Would you do a striptease for anyone? Do you think anyone would for you? I've already done so, and it would please me greatly if Henry did the same for me but he has yet to allow it. 16. Do you sweat a lot during sex? Sadly, yes. 17. Finish the sentences:
a. I really wish that my main sex partner would play with my neck more. b. My lover's girth is just freakishly large. c. I'd rather not ever do it in/on a horse again, thanks. d. I know that I'm really doing it right when my partner growls. e. My lover's laugh makes me laugh...hard. f. Most people would be surprised to know that my lover pouts just like a child. g. When my lover wears armour, it really gets me hot. h. When my lover wears his crown, it really turns me off. i. My "one fantasy freebie" sex partner would be Charles Brandon, and my partner's would be my cousin, Katherine.
18. Cuddling after...fun way to relax, or annoying requirement? I adore it. 19. If sex was a school subject, what would you get an A in, and what would you get an F in? I would excel at sucking cock but most likely fail in holding off my own orgasm without begging. I fear I beg far too often. 20. What is your favorite time of day for: a. Long, leisurely sex? At night once everyone else has gone to bed. b. Hot, fast quickies? In the middle of the afternoon, typically during work. c. Angry, makeup sex? Anytime. d. Just making out? In the morning to wake me up.
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