1. You wake up one day with an unusual sexual super power that seems pretty worthless - until you are caught in a situation that requires that specific "talent."
2. You wake up naked, shackled to a chair and can't remember how you got there. Two voices are talking. You recognize one of them.
3. Write a fic about one wild, crazy night...from the perspective of either one of your sex toys or a condom.
4. There are drive through food places, banks and other conveniences. Now, for the first time, there is drive through sex. Write a fic about 'having it your way'.
5. M & M's 'melt in your mouth, not in your hands'. Hallmark is 'when you care enough to send the very best'. Write your own sexual slogan, commercial or tagline.
6. You are watching a porno film or show, and suddenly, you realize that the movie is 100% word for word, action for action, a re-enactment of a sexual encounter from your past. Is it comedy? Dramatic? Embarassing?
B. Quick and Dirty - The Sex Question Game
Quick! Answer the following questions with the name of a muse that pops into your mind. Don't worry about being PC...just say the name that comes into your head.
1. Tiger in the sack 2. Most likely overrated 3. I'd be surprised if they can get it up at all 4. Bet you they are a screamer 5. All talk...all the time 6. Unmitigated slut 7. They hump like rabbits 8. Probably gives great oral 9. Couldn't find the clitoris with an anatomy book and a GPS 10. Completely depraved 11. Uses sex for profit 12. Looks innocent...but isn't 13. Known by every hooker on the planet 14. Extremely flexible 15. Couldn't get a porn star off 16. Secretly tapes all romps 17. Hung like a bull 18. Would like to see them pole dance 19. Probably still a virgin 20. Secretly flashes people in public
C. The "Be Honest" Quiz
1. Name the five best lays you ever had. 2. Name one person who would say you are bad in bed. 3. Take off your clothes, stand in front of a mirror, and describe your body in detail. 4. Name the person who you think has the best:
a. Hair b. Butt C. Penis d. Eyes e. Vagina f. Feet g. Smile h. Tongue i. Legs j. breasts k. Chest
5. Has anyone ever used you as their cheap sex toy? 6. Think about one person you are lusting for...right now. Imagine they walked into the room, right this second, and you can do anything you want. Now, describe what happens. 7. Have you ever committed a crime in sex? 8. If you could take a young person and teach them how to have sex, how would you do it? 9. Where is the most public place that you have had sex? 10. Have you ever had sex while on the job?