If you don't know me, I'm Johanna Mason and I don't give a fuck about what's going on. The Effies were supposed to do this, but they're... a little busy. So you're stuck with me, unless...
[Uhm, no, Jo, literally no one wants to do that. If you're gonna be super-dramatic, we told you we could do this ourselves...]
No, it's cool, me and Dolphinboy-on-crack here got it.
[We are so pleased.]
Wheeeee! I am told you have written drabbles, and this is somehow impressive. Okay. Here is a complete masterlist of this baffling achievement! Please click the hour links for your reading pleasure.