Damian W
[She boobytraps his stocking. This is what you get, Damian. An elf on the shelf comes springing out of the thing as soon its jostled, but this elf on a shelf is a little bit different. It's holding a white flag.
Under the demented thing is a tall, thin box in white and wrapped with a purple bow. Inside is a picture taken from last year's Christmas Tree hunt in an unembellished silver frame. No note.]