I seem to have misplaced a number of things that I hope you can see returned to me. The list is as follows:
-My family -Our home -My intended betrothed -My belongings -My name, as it currently appears to be anathema to most with whom I have spoken
In exchange, I have received this thing [frustrated inkblotch] in my head that is beyond any measure of disgusting I had yet to experience in my life. I fear I must demand a solution for this immediately.