jasper williamson. (wllmsn) wrote in disorderjournal, @ 2018-03-19 15:04:00 |
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Great news! I got fired the other day and am no longer employed by the fucked up DMLE who would rather spend their resources looking into finding members of the Order, who haven't actually killed anyone in the last few months, instead of solving actual crime.And since The Daily Prophet can't publish anything that isn't Death Eater propaganda, I'd love to take a moment to confirm the following: rather than allowing a trained, experience Auror respond to members of the public in danger, my esteemed former superior, "Ar." Corban Yaxley sent me off to rescue cats. According to my count, I've retrieved and filed paperwork for approx. 73 cats.
Please forward your feedback to c.yaxley@dmle.mom.mag
WARDED TO FRIENDS.
Meanwhile, if anyone wants to give me something to look into now that I have all the fucking time in the world, do it now, or I'm fucking off to find Luca.