Self-pimpage: I will write you fic
Realized my original post probably got lost on the Underground pretty quickly, so I'll do a quick post here.
I WILL WRITE YOU FIC.
Basically, you get a short bit of fic in return for doing nothing other than insisting you want it! And I finally get started on some ideas that have been bouncing around in my head. I work best to a deadline, and when there are other people who expect to see something written.
So I'm doing a Hobbit-style birthday come March 3 and gifting short fics to others. You pick from a list of prompts, and give me some additional prompt words/etc.