Oct. 12th, 2010


[info]lazasaurus

heyyyy, kids! it's CJ here with my third because DMR is the awesomest thing to ever awesome, and it's just a matter of time before i have 2 more idek.

ANYWAY~ say hello to Lazarus Smith, resident DOUCHEBAG Hufflepuff and future father of future resident douchebag 'Puff Zacharias Smith. :D Laz is a total douchebag, did i mention? because he is. he has a lot of FEELINGS OPINIONS, and he says them whenever, to whomever, and without any sort of sensitivity or tact. he presents a ridiculously self-confident picture, which in part hides some of the issues he's got from his childhood. his father is a deeply-religious Muggle who, upon finding out that his wife was a witch, became verbally abusive to her and then Lazarus. there's moar dramaz~ there, but you can read about it in his entirely tl;dr profile. and lest you think Laz is totally unpleasant and gross, he can be quite charming when he wants to be. and that usually means o hai pretty girls or guys who have (or might prove to be) important connections. he's also fiercely biased toward his fellow Hufflepuffs, so he'd be friendly and significantly less douche-y to them. also, he's a Reserve Chaser on the HPuff Quidditch team.

so my little Lazasaurus Rex needs friends and enemies and frenemies and ex-girlfriends or a current girlfriend hay~ and all that good shit! HOLLA AT'CHA BOY... well, girl since i play him.