LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY wyldraven)

Apparently, Bill O'Reilly is at it again.

Easter axed, clearing way for All Soulless Day

I got the Easter cancellation news straight from the horse’s patoot. Bill O’Reilly has been addressing this important issue on his helpful and extremely patriotic television and radio shows for the better part of a month now. Other topics have included the illegal immigration crisis, the war in Iraq and Why Bill O’Reilly is the Smartest Being in the Known Universe.