LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY catvincent)

The recent thread about Bill Napoli & the South Dakota cause celebre - or at least the same source material - caught the eye of Warren Ellis, noted writer and creator of Transmetropolitan.

"So there you go. If you’re a committed Christian virgin saving your cherry for some fumbling mong who thinks a clitoris is a border plant and who then gets beaten to within an inch of her life and then impregnated rectally, Bill Napoli will abort you himself."