LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY britzkrieg)

This is somewhat off-topic, but it's too funny and bizarre not to share. A friend of mine found this link while browsing through her spam filter:

The Bible is a Hoax. It is proven!

Underlying this... um... thing are several genuinely admirable sentiments. For instance, it's wrong to scare people -- especially children -- with hell, and some sects of Christianity use fear ("terror") to control people.

In addition, though, this bizarre rant alleges that the God of the Old Testament was really Satan and that its angels were demons. I think. Something like that. It also links Ancient Egyptian religion and iconography to both Testaments. The author claims that Egypt's heretic king Akhenaten, who lived around 1350 B.C., was Moses. And Jesus. And a lesbian.

The page includes a lot of discussion about terrorism and its relationship to religion. "Terrorist (sic) terrorize using the terrorized to achieve their goal(s). The whole thing is terrorism." The author discusses the fear of hell more than Islamist violence, though.

The illustrations will make you pee your pants. Check out the star wearing Nikes. He's an "idiot." And the visual Uncle Sam refrain is hilarious.

"Save The Children! Save The Constitution!"

I haven't read the whole page yet, but I'm already laughing so hard that I may puke. Ow. My face hurts.