I didn't mean for this to be so long...
He likes beer, the beach, music, tv, movies...he can talk and walk at the same time and has even been seen driving while on his cell phone and not getting into any accidents or cutting people off. He swears, rolls his eyes when people are being annoying twats, he cooks a mean grilled cheese sandwich and has had nine jobs in the past three years. His name is Joey Banks, and he needs you to give him lines.