Christmas Botwin. PB Jay Baruchel. 21 Years Old. Mom was a Jesus freak. Father was a Jesus hater. Married eighteen years. Divorced about a year ago. Father screamed "Hallelujah! Free At Last!" when mom signed the papers. Favorites include Mom. Febreeze. Fabric Softner. Skateboarding. BMX. Absolute Citron. Jagermister. Underage girls. Overage girls. Over the hill girls. Potpourri. Salt and Vinegar chips. Soliel Moonfrye. Topanga Lawrence. Gwen Stefani. Smiling. Eating. Frowning. Smoking the reefer. Selling the reefer. Graduated from high school at the top of his class. Recent Harvard grad. Born and raised in Key West. Came home every weekend of college. Mom spent a lot of money on airfare. Never made friends at college. Very shy. Awkward. I think that's about all I have right now.
Now, if I have not scared you off ... is there anyone out there who could attempt to offer me some lines?