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Big Macintosh (bigredmac) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-05-06 22:12:00

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!open, maryanne walker (oe)

Why didn't anybody tell me that there's a sandwich that has my name?

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	mostloyalruby 2013-05-07 03:16 am UTC (link)
	What, you want us to eat you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-07 03:17 am UTC (link)
	No! It just would have been nice to know that some people knew about a sandwich that had my name, that's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mostloyalruby 2013-05-07 03:21 am UTC (link)
	McDonald's fries are better than their sandwiches. But if you'd like me to take a bite to make you feel better... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-07 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what McDonald's is. No, that's okay. ~~only one person is allowed to bite me~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mostloyalruby 2013-05-07 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Too bad. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-07 05:26 am UTC (link)
	They're good, and very filling when you're hungry, if that helps? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-08 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Not really but thanks for trying (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-08 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Does it bother you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-08 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Kind of. But I feel like it's stupid to be bothered by that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-08 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Well, technically it's not named after you. Because you're Big Macintosh, like the Apple, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-08 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Well, yeah. But everybody calls me Big Mac (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-08 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but I think about you before I think about the burger when someone says 'Big Mac'. You're better than the squishy old thing anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-08 06:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure you'd rather sink your teeth into one and not the other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-08 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh I'm pretty sure I would too. And my burgers are better than anything from Mcdonald's, sugar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-08 07:28 am UTC (link)
	It probably ain't a good idea for us to talk like this, even though I know I started it. I don't really eat meat so I don't know (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-08 07:45 am UTC (link)
	It's cute, you should flirt. Who to better test it on than a notorious flirt? I know, I was making it obvious which Big Mac was my pick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-08 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Ain't really got a use for flirting, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-09 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Mac, flirting is fun. Enough that it makes it easy to hide all else and pretend that everything is okay at least for a little while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-09 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it just leading somebody on if you don't really want to be with them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-09 04:27 am UTC (link)
	As long as you don't hint at you wanting to be with them when you don't, then no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigredmac 2013-05-09 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh okay. I'm not sure I can do that, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-09 04:44 am UTC (link)
	It's good for self esteem, I haven't ever flirted with someone that it didn't bring a grin to their lips. It makes them feel attractive. You like it when I flirt with you, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent)