Across the River Styx

Title: Gratifying
Author/Artist: alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for harry100's prompt #59: Quidditch
Rating: PG
Length: 100
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
Summary: There are parts of Quidditch that Severus actually enjoys.
Beta: sevfan
Notes: It's been a rough week, so you get silliness. This is dedicated to unbroken_halo. You know why. ♥
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Gratifying )

1) I'm grateful for my family, friends, and pets. (hugs f-list)
2) I am glad to be able to help prepare a big meal for family tomorrow.
3) I'm grateful to the stock people at the store who work for corporations and not the grocery chain that were smiling, happy and helped the short person reach things.
4) I am glad to be able to pay most of my bills on time.
5) I'm grateful to have one of the girls home for this holiday, even if she does leave the house lights on at all hours.

~~

So, what are you all grateful for this week?

Title: True Sincerity
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco masters sincerity, with a little incentive.
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written for draco100's prompt #68: Giving Thanks
Warnings: Fluffyness abounds.
A/N: Yay fluff.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( True Sincerity )

As Advent approaches, I'd like to draw your attention to adventdrabbles, a multi-fandom drabble/drawble/ficlet com. We operate all through Advent.

So if you're looking for a low-pressure com to write or draw for in the holiday season, do check out my 2009 Welcome Post, and come and play with us (that may not have come out right...) *g*

Title: Always Hungry
Author: alisanne
Prompt: Written for harryron100's prompt: Hungry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Romance, schmoop.
A/N: Yes, I like to use this last line to poke JK in the eye, why do you ask? *g*
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Always Hungry )

Last week, I mentioned how the maternal unit's doc likes to spin the wheel and come up with scary shit to pay off his condo had diagnosed Mom as having major scary illnesses. This has happened each holiday season for the last three years.

Recently, some kind soul who I am sure meant well emailed me a link to a medical article. This was the type of thing written in highly detailed language and will hopefully in the future either be refuted or be dumbed down so the lay person can understand it better.
The way I interpreted it (remember, I put sexy in dyslexic) was that fibro is related to multiple scro - M.S.
I tried to read this thing in a brighter light. Couldn't manage it. Now, I am wanting to send a reply email to the alarmist jerk person who thought they were being nice.

What do you think of this:

Thank you so much for that little ray of sunshine. Would you care to pee on my Post Toasties to make my day complete? Just in case you missed the memo, Sg is a depressive along with having fibro. This lovely article has set me to thinking all sorts of lovely thoughts more appropriate to a chainsaw massacre than to the holiday season.
In conclusion, I really hope you drop a frozen turkey on your foot, get backed over by a semi and that a 50 pound buzzard takes a dump on your head.

So, is this too snarky?

Gotta share one happy link check this out I think unbroken_halo and I need this tote bag.

In the meantime, I'm going to curl up somewhere and wait for unsuspecting feet to lick nibble on. Anyone want their toes chewed?

Title: Wand of Pleasure
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger implied.
Challenge: Written for dracoharry100's prompt #141: Wand of Pleasure
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta: sevfan
Authors Notes: Apologies for the unimaginative title. *g*

( Wand of Pleasure )

Title: Opposites Attract
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snape100's prompt #309: Wikipedia redux I got this. *eyeroll*
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Opposites Attract )

Title: Cracked
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Kingsley/Shacklebolt
Summary: Dark and scary meets dark and lovely.
Word Count: 100
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for prayer_at_night, who correctly guessed which snarry_ldws fic was mine. Her request: Snape/Kingsley, prompt: contrast
Beta: sevfan. Thanks to mordyn4 and the slashchat girls for their help.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Cracked )

Happy Birthday today to

mimiheart!

Many happy returns! :)

Please post your own wish list of ten things, whether fandom or real life).

I'm not going to do the formal wish list group this year. I'm just posting my wishes in my journal. I do like to read everyone's wishes to see if there is something I can fulfill.

( my wishes )

Title: TMI
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snarry100's prompt #189: Wizard Space
Warning(s): A sad lack of Severus.
A/N: Severus makes his presence felt even when he's not present.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( TMI )

Weekly Wrap Up will be fast today as Monday is being a Monday. *growls*
( Ali's list of fics: November 16th to November 22nd )
And RL is conspiring to make my WsIP impossible to finish. *sigh*
( Ali’s list of WsIP )
Coming up:
Yes, I am running adventdrabbles again this year. I shall be dusting off the com after Thanksgiving. I'll be offering prompts as an option again and I'll prolly be putting up a post to ask for ideas soon, so keep your eyes peeled.

Up next? Snarry. *g*

Title: Propositioned
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy
Summary: Lucius makes a good point.
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for magialuna, who correctly guessed my snarry_ldws fic. Magia requested Snucius, prompt: distraction
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Propositioned )

Pairing:Remus/Severus
Warnings: slash, bottom Snape, mention of character death, child abuse/chan mentioned, voyeurism, wip
rating NC-17
Word count: 3800 +/-
Summary: The months following Voldemort's disappearance are a time of adjustment for Severus and Remus.
A/N: this segment was inspired by various posts about alternate lifestyles. I am exploring some of these in the course of this fic.


( boys will be boys )

Title: Dangerous
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt/Charlie Weasley, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Word Count: 400
Rating: R
Warnings: Everyone is GAY! *g*
Beta: sevfan
A/N: Written for angela_snape, who successfully guessed which story was mine in the last week of the snarry_ldws competition. Her request: Neville/Bill, Kingsley/Charlie, Severus/Harry, with the prompt: applause.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Dangerous )

OMG I HEART U, qafmaniac!!!!


She made me a vid!!!!

She did!!!

Go see!!!!

Shut Your Eyes, a B/J cancer arc vid


It's so...sigh. I luffs it.

I luffs her, too.


And while I'm here, let me say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, noteverything AND plasticine_star!!

May your day be wonderful and filled with cake!!

Thanks to the_minx_17, I have not experienced helium hand and volunteered to pinch hit. blame it on the phase of the moon...I volunteered.

I spent this afternoon writing on my Nano attempt.

7948 / 25000 words. 32% done!

I looked over what I had, scrapped a section, did a rewrite and my goal will be 25K by the end of the month. Anything above that number is a bonus at this point.

I keep seeing pleas for pinch hitters. Somebody stop me from volunteering. Seriously, there's enough going on around here....

Title: Boggart
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Surprise!
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: Silliness, AU
Beta: sevfan
Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #96: Boggart
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: First time with this pairing, be gentle. ;)

( Boggart )