Across the River Styx

Fic 2 done and off to beta. OMG, I feel like I'm actually on top of things right now. Scary, huh?

So tomorrow I start Fic 3 and hopefully will finish that Monday (seriously, it shouldn't be a difficult fic to write--which means I'll likely be whining all over the place about how slow the progress is on Tuesday).

But for now I get to splash around in the happy feeling of "yay, fic completed!!"

And six days early, too. Whoot!

I believe this calls for wine.

Title: Looking Great
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: Fluffy fluff!
Beta: sevfan
Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #94: Neville and his women
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Neville has the perfect day.

( Looking Great )

Guys!!

You all know that fall_fantasia has been posting for like a week now, right? Well, guess what?! The gift for me posted today!

How awesome is that?!

I urge you all to run out and read The Proper Incentive. The pairing is Snape/Bill and a surprise pairing that will make you squee and want to hug the fic to yourself. :D

Go. Read!

Ooops!
I missed a birthday several days ago. *sheepish*

Happy Belated Birthday to

demonkitty03! on the 3rd

and

Happy Birthday today to

gin_tonic!

and



jaxinny!

Many happy returns to you all! ♥

Title: Rays of Sunshine
Author: alisanne
Rating: G
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus and Harry prepare for the inevitable.
Word Count: 100
Genre: General
Warnings: Mpreg implied
A/N: Written for prayer_at_night, who successfully guessed which of the snarry_ldws week 7 fics was mine. Her prompt: rays of sunshine. I hope this makes sense. ;)
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Rays of Sunshine )

Why is it taking so LONG for the Star Trek movie to come out?!?!?!

WHY!?!?!?

I WANT THAT DVD, DAMMIT!

No, not really.

You pervs.

Here's the meme going round. As usual, I can never pick just one!

#1. Your Fav Perfume: Beyond Paradise, Estee Lauder
#2. Your Fav Color(s): Red, Black
#3. Your Fav thing you love to buy: Books
#4. Your Fav male actor(outside of QaF): Ohhh, this is hard! Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen, Johnny Depp, for his ability to inhabit any character
#5. Your Fav female singer: Ann Wilson
#6. Your Fav Food: Chinese
#7. Your Fav place to vist: Oregon Coast, Hawaii
#8. Your Fav flower: Roses
#9. Your Fav TV show(outside of QaF): ANTM, Supernatural, Lost, Brothers & Sisters, True Blood
#10. A Fav Movie, one you've watched more than 10 times: LOTR trilogy


ETA: I got this from michira_70, and IJ timed out on me, so it didn't post what I wrote, it cut it off halfway. So thanks, Michi!!!

Title: Full Moon
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus is never shy to give his opinion, and neither is Harry.
Word Count: 100
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Er, humor. *g*
A/N: Written for veridian_dair, who yet again managed to successfully guess which fic was mine in the snarry_ldws week 7 competition. Also, please to be excusing the lame title.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Full Moon )

Title: New Game
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snupin100's prompt #233: The games we play
Characters: Remus/Severus
Beta: sevfan
Authors Notes: Excuse the silliness and special thanks to the slashchat girls for inspiring me. *g*
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( New Game )

I am utterly disappointed in all of you. Well. All but thirteen of you!

Thirteen is a good number, but fifteen beats it. Why is that significant? Because fifteen of you voted to allow lilyseyes to beat me in my utterly fair and balanced poll.

But fear not, my brave thirteen! leela_cat wrote us a fic ANYWAY! Because we are obviously awesome. *nod nod*

Deathfic! Yay!!!

Go forth, ye fabulous ones, and read There Had Been a Plan.

Title: Seeing Stars
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for hd100's prompt: Autumn and, happily, it also works for hd_fluff's prompt: leaves. ;)
Author's Notes: Sexual content.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Seeing Stars )

Since the HD Career Fair is over, this is my repost of my fic. It's posted at DW because it's slightly too big for IJ.

Title: Immovable Unspeakable meets Irresistible Hit Wizard
Author: alisanne
Challenge: Written for the 2009 hd_career_fair.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley/Hermione Granger (implied), Blaise Zabini/Luna Lovegood (implied)
Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are just average, ordinary wizards working in dull positions at the Ministry and leading average, ordinary lives. Or, at least, that's what they'd like everyone -- including each other -- to believe.
Warnings: AU
Word Count: ~10,800
Author's Notes: Inspired by an irresistible prompt from orpheus_samhain, who requested Draco as a MoM appointed hitman, very sikrit, Minister wouldn't like the public to know that from time to time he orders a murder; Harry is an Unspeakable. Somehow their paths cross during one of Draco's assignments, that so happens to be one of Harry's, only he's expected to achieve the opposite effect. If they know each other outside their work is a bonus. Requested additions: a knife, hood, night, champagne. Orpheus, I hope this is what you imagined.
Thank you to the hd_career_fair mods for hosting this fest and to eeyore9990 and sevfan, without whom this story would have made much less sense.
Recognizable content belongs to JKR, with some plot elements borrowed from the hilarious movie, Mr and Mrs Smith.

Immovable Unspeakable meets Irresistible Hit Wizard

No writing today on the Nano story. I was up early for me and off running around doing sales calls. This meant I had no clue what was happening in Texas until the news came on at 5. To say the least, I was shocked and am wondering how flisters in that area and with relatives in the military are doing.

Tomorrow marks the one week anniversary and I will be spending a bit of time with the parish Priest at the pet cemetery. Hopefully this will help me stop being so easily upset.

so, how is everyone else doing?

First, the WTF:

One shooter in custody, two at large in Ft Hood shootings

This is breaking right now. The schools in the area are on lockdown and the post is, as well. Stay safe, flisters in the area!



And while I was at HuffPo following up on the first story, I saw this: Parents want threesome episode blocked from CW

Okay, so Gossip Girl, which I don't watch, has an episode coming up where three of the characters engage in a menage a troi. A parents group, Parents Television Council, is asking for the episode to be pre-empted or pulled, cause Susie and Jimmy's eyes might fall out.

Note to Stoopid Parents: The BEST way to ensure that your kids will do something that you don't want them to do is to POINT IT OUT IN A LOUD AND PUBLIC MANNER. Jesus, the ratings for that episode are gonna be off the hook!!!

And your fear that Susie and Jimmy might wanna have group sex? They probably already are. *shrugs* I'm just saying.

...are up!

Thanks to the mods, who did a FABULOUS job making this fest a lot of fun. I am still behind in my reading (recs are appreciated).

This means, however, that my guessing post is now closed, and that I can claim the fic I wrote for the fest, which was Immovable Unspeakable Meets Irresistible Hit Wizard. *g*
I'll be reposting it later.

Unfortunately, no one correctly guessed which fic I wrote, so no one can claim a drabble (I suppose I should be relieved that veridian_dair's magic doesn't extent to H/D, hm?).

There is still a chance to claim a drabble or ficlet, though.
ownficfest reveals are Saturday, and I have a guessing post up HERE.

My November daily_deviant is up!

Title: Required Relief
Author: alisanne
Characters: Neville Longbottom/?
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM.
Themes/kinks chosen: Clamps
Word Count: 1850
Summary: There are some nights the Neville just needs a break from being in command.
Author's notes: Thanks to sevfan and eeyore9990 for their assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Required Relief

Also, I have reposted my October DD here in my journal. The Perfect Position.

I had awesome plans to go to bed with hubby and do the snuggly thing and just forget about my current fic for a while. And then the need to write propelled me out of bed (hubby was already asleep, so it's not like I interrupted anything *coughs*). So here I sit.

Like a lump on a log.

Which means, of course, that it's time again for another round of fic bitching! *crowd goes wild*

Character B... oh, Character B. Why must you intimidate me so? Also, what's with the personality disorder you seem to have? Don't you know I want to make you happy in the pants? Cuz I do. I want to make you so happy in the pants that you come back for more (yes, pun is totally intended).

So why, then, aren't you cooperating?

Character A? I'm not sure exactly where you're going with this, but it's unlike you to be reticent. So maybe just cut it out and jump Character B's bones? I realize you're trying to be a better person or whatever, but come ON, man. This fic is due in just over a week and we are at a stand still.

Characters C through infinity? Rock on with your bad selves. I love you all. Seriously.

Me? Please stop with the Britglish in this fic. It's not only not necessary but also... you're doing it wrong!

A whopping 369 words so far today. Which is kinda cool in the fact that any number with 69 in it is obviously shooting for porn, but less cool in the "I still have a lot to write" way.

So come on, self. Characters. We have an hour and a half. Let's get this thing going!

Title: Firsts
Author: Alisanne
Challenge: Written for the snarry_ldws week 7 challenge.
Genre/Cliche: Romance
Word prompt: Disfavor
Summary: An evening of firsts leads to pleasures that last.
Rating/Warnings: PG/ None
Word Count: 300
Notes: Congratulations to joanwilder, who won this week's challenge! Thanks, as always, to my beta sevfan and to eeyore9990, who always manages to keep me calm.

( Firsts )

The Snarry Last Drabble Writer Standing competition results for week 7 have been announced and the winner is the inimitable joanwilder, who wrote the story 'Stating the Obvious'. Congratulations, my dear!

As I'm sure I don't need to tell anyone, the prescient veridian_dair has yet again successfully guessed which story was mine. *shakes head* This time she was joined by prayer_at_night, who also successfully picked mine out of the line up. Thus, they are both entitled to pick a prompt for a Snarry drabble. Just let me know what you'd like to see, ladies!

And, as I am by some miracle still in the competition, I guess I'd better head off to write my next fic for the community. ;)

Edit: Oh, and for anyone who still wants to try their hand at guessing which fic was mine in a fest, you have more opportunities to win drabbles by guessing here or here. *g*

I'm just tired of refreshing my flist to see that no one's updated.

How am I supposed to procrastinate if y'all aren't posting?!