Jun. 22nd, 2020


[info]inscrutable_

I made this for you.

Jul. 7th, 2018


[info]inthefields

WHO: Luna Lovegood and Martin Li
WHAT: Luna buys Martin a mobile because I wanted to use this code
WHERE: some phone store somewhere
WHEN: 6 July 2008
RATING: one successful swear word
[the screen scrolls]

DUCKING )

Mar. 17th, 2018


[info]quibblequabble

inside scoop on editor in chief of radical rebel rag

BREAKING NEWS )

Miss Lovegood was reached for comment. Her response to this scandalous claim?

"oh my, i would certainly never describe myself as busty. it is very flattering to be called beautiful and mature, though, don't you think?"

Jan. 26th, 2017


[info]cr_00s_npc

Where are the rest of your babies? SAD!

Mar. 27th, 2016


[info]onlysaneone

Attn: CRACK

I found a darling little charm in a book in the library today. Look how precious. )

Feb. 16th, 2014


[info]onlysaneone

WHO: Lucius and Louisa
WHAT: Someone else is at the door...
WHERE: Severus' quarters
WHEN: Valentine's evening
WARNINGS: extreme embarrassment/amusement

Note the community: this is CRACK )

May. 29th, 2013

[info]aspirinsizejugs

a crack version of this thread!

((Specifically the crossed-out part in the original entry! X-D <3))

Fucking Dolohov!

Aw, do I really have to, Ted? I know far too much about what gets Death Eaters to be all hot and heavy, but I ALSO know that TORTURE doesn't make ME frisky, at ALL!
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Apr. 21st, 2012


[info]narratophile

Look who I ran into! )

Nov. 11th, 2011


[info]narratophile

Chrack Universe #314: Where Amycus is honest

I would like to take a moment to dispel a number of rumours about me that are entirely unjustified. Of course, not all of them are. )

Sep. 17th, 2011


[info]morestrange

Alternate Universe #31826755: Where Rodolphus didn't notice he hexed his comment to the wrong person

((this comment))

Lucius

Yes, my goddess.



Should I bring something up with me?

Oct. 1st, 2010


[info]fullmoony

Chrack universe #45602 - where everything is as awkward as possible

WHO: Remus, Sirius, Dorcas, James, Harry, NPC Peter (sorry Soledad, but it's crack :-))
WHERE: Sirius' house
WHEN: Friday afternoon
WHAT: Awkwardness
RATING: PG
STATUS: in progress

Get the awkwardness over with. )

May. 3rd, 2010


[info]lessstrange

Alison got me a bunch of new icons, so I have more facial expressions and fewer weird lighting effects. To celebrate, I propose....

A SHOWER/BATH PARTY!!!

Feb. 15th, 2010


[info]fullmoony

CHRACK VALENTINES

Remus would like to point out that Amycus put him up to this )

Nov. 18th, 2009


[info]_prongs_

CRACK journal entry: AU universe #458 - where James knows Harry is his son

Private to Harry
Your mom's being weird. She's keeping secrets from me and she's upset and I don't know what to do.
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Sep. 1st, 2009


[info]thisbetheverse

Alternative universe #6792 - where Ben finds Mac's old journal

Wow, Auntie Mac. You really did feel the same way when you were my age.
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May. 14th, 2009


[info]lonegranger

Chrack universe #378: where Hermione can still talk to Harry

There aren't spells for daydreaming. Just make sure you're going to bed early enough and aren't letting your dad get you up too early for Quidditch.

I miss you.