[A public post from 301a, dated after the blackout plot.]
Hello. My name is Rodrigo. I am looking for some brave explorers!
My friends Lindsey and Brian have recently moved into your delightful building. Perhaps you know them? You can often find them in busy crowds pretending to be inanimate coin operated objects, magically springing to life while they play songs & navigate the Unsleeping City. Lindsey and Brian like to make people very happy though they are a little silly. You wouldn't know it but Brian is very shy and studying for the grown up soul sucking exam known as the GED. It has made him very busy recently.
Goodness me! How I like to babble. I am looking for a few clever scouts who are willing to encounter strange lands using secret treasure maps on craigslist for free pianos. These explorers should be strong and bold. Unfortunately I cannot go on my own for I am only three inches tall and made of stuffing. Lindsey will be there with the list of treasure maps. There may be vast tundras of snow, pirates and sea turtles involved. Do not worry about the sea turtles for they are our allies.
Please come ready to find a mysterious piano known as The Dreamer's Revenge. According to legend it was used by Danish explorers in the Alps to put the infamously dangerous Yellow Tailed Yetis into a peaceful sleep. It may take a couple of maps before we find the true Dreamer's Revenge and possibly someone who knows who to tune a piano, including magical ones. Obviously some sort of carriage or ship will need to be arranged. Luchadore costumes are encouraged but not required but the Captain of the vessel should wear a hat or have impeccable fashion sense.